Here's the thing: That's a wig, right? Which is neither here nor there to me. I love a good wig. Sometimes I even love a bad wig. But I don't understand why Beyonce wore the wig in spite of what was clearly a crafting accident. Does Beyonce not have an energency wig? A contingency wig? A backup? ANY OTHER WIG AT ALL? DOES THE BEYGENCY NOT HAVE A WIG WRANGLER ON SPEED-DIAL?
This wig also appears not to be completely, fully, wholeheartedly affixed to her head -- you can see UNDERNEATH it, right? -- and she is wearing partial skirt-pants. This entire outfit is about things that half-assedly want to be other things.
SERIOUSLY she would look 100 percent better if she just took it off. No matter what sort of wig-cap situation is happening under there. It is practically taking ITSELF off. (Am I crazy? I'm not, right? It's Bad Wig?) The leather pants aren't great, either. EVERYTHING is beytraying her.