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That top on the left is very Olivia Pope -- as is the fact that the pants are awful. The cut of the pink coat is Popish (papal?) but... I mean, the rest of it, she would never.
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That model on the left was on "America's Next Top Model," season... six, I believe, a.k.a. The Jade Season (even though Danielle won, it was all about Jade for me). Leslie up there had a wonky walk, and has since been spied on Project Runway, which makes her one of the ONLY semi-professional walkers out of any of them, so good for you, kid. As for the coats: They are probably going to sell out, just for having the least margin of error -- like, odds are, even if the pants are hideous and the shirts poorly tailored, the coats will look okay.
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MORE bad pants. I think my other big beef is that they don't even LOOK well-made. If you can't even fake it in photos, how bad must it be in person?
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I do appreciate all the leather gloves. But the pants, again, are lousy -- this whole thing is so uninspired. On the left, though... can we PRETEND that's a wine cardigan, and not a coat? Or maybe it IS. Maybe it's a wine cardigan pretending to be a coat. Why would a wine cardigan lie, though?
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I wanted to like that cape-coat, but something about the shoulder seaming... it looks like it's designed so that it will always fit a touch too tightly.
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Olivia is not going to wear a cropped pant like that, and I'm PRETTY sure that coat is more of a bathrobe.
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This ENTIRE SLIDE is awful and wrong and misguided and mistaken and money misspent. It's so many Ms, but it's the opposite of mmm.
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That dress on the left would look better without the lace. That outfit on the right would look better if it were invisible.
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MAYBE the thing on the right. Maybe? Olivia wouldn't even vomit on the one on the left, because it would be undeserving of her stomach contents.
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That coat might be good. I'm calmer. MILDLY. The rest of this is NOT inspiring me to find a Limited and investigate them -- or, in Scandal parlance, I don't feel inspired to handle it.