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# Fug the Concert Costume: Bey and Jay
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-the-concert-costume-bey-and-jay-07-2014/
- Published: 2014-07-14T21:00:23.000Z
- Updated: 2016-11-17T00:57:21.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Dialogues, WTF, performances, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:39

JAY: Hey, Bey.

BEYONCE: Hey, Jay.

JAY: You okay?

BEY: Like a fine cabernet.

JAY: Should we cover some Sugar Ray?

BEY: I want to do "My Way."

JAY: Maybe someday.

BEY: I get a say. I'm the one with leather up in my va-jay-jay.

JAY: I don't want to hear this today.

BEY: What, in case it deflates your souffle?

JAY: My interest in this shows exponential decay.

BEY: Tell me: What does this mask portray?

JAY: Something risque? Like a minx in the CIA?

BEY: IT LOOKS LIKE A POWER PLAY.

JAY: Nah, it's just a mystery buffet.

BEY: WHAT buffet? I CAN'T EAT. MY MOUTH IS BLOCKED OFF. AM I BEING SILENCED? AM I SUBSERVIENT TO YOU NOW ALL OF A SUDDEN? DO YOU NOT GET WHY THIS LOOKS OFF?

JAY: Does that follow our rhyme? NAY.

BEY: FINE THEN. HOW'S THIS: I HOPE THAT'S A TOUPEE.

JAY: I miss Kanye.

\[Photo: AKM-GSI\]