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# Fug the Concert: Lady Gaga
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-the-concert-lady-gaga/
- Published: 2013-01-22T21:00:55.000Z
- Updated: 2013-01-23T07:35:29.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:31

## Lady Gaga

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2013/01/spl484229_019.jpg)

Betsy Ross just shuddered in her grave.

## Lady Gaga's lady

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/01/spl484659_003.jpg)

And here. It's a terrible inflatable vagina. I am pretty sure someone, somewhere, has a better inflatable vagina, although I don't want to know that person. And what does one DO with an inflatable vagina when this is over? Rent it out for birthday parties, like a grown-up bouncy house?

## Lady Gaga

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/01/spl484657_004.jpg)

It makes sense that she emerged in a latex harness. She looks like a broken condom.

## Lady Gaga

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/01/spl484657_017.jpg)

One part Storm Trooper, one part Aries. She's a Zodiac nightmare.

## Lady Gaga

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/spl484676_020.xml)

Is that her horrible alter-ego? Dear Lord, I hope she killed him off. I don't feel bad wishing for the death of a fake person. But okay, fine, she could just ship him off to the wilds of Antarctica, where he could be PRESUMED dead forever but actually for all we know living in a crudely made igloo and feasting off the land.

## Lady Gaga

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/01/spl483193_031.jpg)

This just looks like a self-help seminar on Planet Shoulder Pad.

## Lady Gaga

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/01/spl484657_008.jpg)

They may be ahead of us in certain ways, but that planet is WAY WAY behind on orthodontic technology.

## Lady Gaga

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/spl484664_005.xml)

Bowie meets hair metal, meets... I don't know, the best country & western act of 1978.

## Lady Gaga

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/01/spl484676_011.jpg)

I do appreciate the origami keytar, though.

## Lady Gaga

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/spl484664_013.xml)

What I love most is that from this angle she looks like she is WEARING the motorcycle. Maybe she is.

## Lady Gaga

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/01/spl484676_018.jpg)

Lady Liberty is like, "Oh, man, I've been THERE after a few shots of turpentine."

## Lady Gaga

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/spl483193_008.xml)

Does that thing get DirecTV?

## Lady Gaga

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/01/spl483193_018.jpg)

And then, of course, there was a meat couch.

## Lady Gaga

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/01/spl484657_025.jpg)

And then there was a replica meat dress, fortunately not made of real meat this time, as far as I can smell. Um, I mean, tell.

## Lady Gaga

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/01/spl484673_015.jpg)

And then of course, she put herself in a meat grinder. As you do.

## Lady Gaga

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/01/spl484673_003.jpg)

Surprise! She's fine. But as Jessica said, "I'm afraid for what she's going to do when she really, really, REALLY doesn't think she's getting enough attention."

[Fug the Concert: Lady GagaBecause on Inauguration Day, nothing says HOORAY FOR DEMOCRACY like Lady Gaga a) spanking someone while wielding (and possibly desecrating) a flag, and b) EMERGING FROM AN INFLATABLE VAGINA. It's not a GOOD inflatable vagina -- can you believe we live in a world where the quality of one's blow-up bits is analyzed? --but it's there, and you may want to skip to slide three if you don't want to know and/or you're at work. \[Photos: Splash News\]![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2013/01/spl484229_019.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-the-concert-lady-gaga-01-2013/)