Lady Gaga
Betsy Ross just shuddered in her grave.
Lady Gaga's lady
And here. It's a terrible inflatable vagina. I am pretty sure someone, somewhere, has a better inflatable vagina, although I don't want to know that person. And what does one DO with an inflatable vagina when this is over? Rent it out for birthday parties, like a grown-up bouncy house?
Lady Gaga
It makes sense that she emerged in a latex harness. She looks like a broken condom.
Lady Gaga
One part Storm Trooper, one part Aries. She's a Zodiac nightmare.
Lady Gaga
Is that her horrible alter-ego? Dear Lord, I hope she killed him off. I don't feel bad wishing for the death of a fake person. But okay, fine, she could just ship him off to the wilds of Antarctica, where he could be PRESUMED dead forever but actually for all we know living in a crudely made igloo and feasting off the land.
Lady Gaga
This just looks like a self-help seminar on Planet Shoulder Pad.
Lady Gaga
They may be ahead of us in certain ways, but that planet is WAY WAY behind on orthodontic technology.
Lady Gaga
Bowie meets hair metal, meets... I don't know, the best country & western act of 1978.
Lady Gaga
I do appreciate the origami keytar, though.
Lady Gaga
What I love most is that from this angle she looks like she is WEARING the motorcycle. Maybe she is.
Lady Gaga
Lady Liberty is like, "Oh, man, I've been THERE after a few shots of turpentine."
Lady Gaga
Does that thing get DirecTV?
Lady Gaga
And then, of course, there was a meat couch.
Lady Gaga
And then there was a replica meat dress, fortunately not made of real meat this time, as far as I can smell. Um, I mean, tell.
Lady Gaga
And then of course, she put herself in a meat grinder. As you do.
Lady Gaga
Surprise! She's fine. But as Jessica said, "I'm afraid for what she's going to do when she really, really, REALLY doesn't think she's getting enough attention."