Miley Cyrus performs in Brisbane, Australia

Oh, Miley. Put it away. We already have a Shakira.

Miley Cyrus performs in Brisbane, Australia

Oh, Miley. Put it away. We already have a Taylor Momsen.

Miley Cyrus performs in Brisbane, Australia

Oh, Miley. Put it away. We already have a Cher.

Miley Cyrus performs in Brisbane, Australia

Oh, Miley. Put it away. We already have a Steve Nicks.

Miley Cyrus performs in Brisbane, Australia

Oh, Miley. Put it away. We already have a Britney.

Actually, given the fact that apparently Britney's new tour has her sitting down for 85% of the show, maybe we don't already have a Britney. Want to marry a back-up dancer and put on a latex catsuit and see how the next few years go? God knows you can pull off a "y'all."

Fug the Concert: Miley Cyrus

Apparently, Miley Cyrus is performing in Australia right now. We're sorry, Australia. We didn't mean to do this to you.