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# Fug the Finale: The Voice
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-the-finale-the-voice-05-2012/
- Published: 2012-05-14T15:00:35.000Z
- Updated: 2012-05-14T19:33:04.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Fug The Show, Photos, The Voice, #wp, #wp-post, #hasslideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:31

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The weird subplot of this whole season was Christina Aguilera Refuses To Give Whole-Hearted Props To The Contestant Who Was On *Mickey Mouse Club* With Her. She would say things like, "You have a great voice... I mean, you're kind of one-note, but, you know, it was a nice job." I can't figure out why. She didn't initially remember him, *and* she's a megastar, so hasn't she sort of won that one? But she did admit on-air -- when she finally decided she did recall his existence, and went backstage to give him a moderately sincere hug -- that he had a crush on Britney. So maybe she's playing out some adolescent hormonal drama.

Anyway, this all culminated with him performing a very cool cover of Jay Z's "99 Problems" -- which goes on to say, "but a bitch ain't one," though he only mouthed that word -- and Christina got very huffy and offended about how she thought it was a strangely inappropriate message considering his wife and daughter were in the house (and whether you agree or not, I'd like to point out that this is coming from a woman who had a hit song called "Dirrty"), at which point Adam Levine apparently couldn't stand her dismissiveness anymore and stood up and shouted, "It's called a METAPHOR, CHRISTINA," and everyone clapped. Except here's the thing: It's NOT called a metaphor. It's called being slangy. I am pretty sure there is nothing metaphorical about that line in that song. I mean, *maybe*? I'm not Jay Z. But it seems pretty plain to me. It is what it is. Just *own* it, Adam. Sheesh. Then, even BETTER, Shannen Doherty hopped on Twitter right after and was all, "You guys, that song was NEVER about a woman, it's ABOUT A DOG," and she apparently meant it, except SHE was confusing it with Guns 'n' Roses' "I Used To Love Her (But I Had To Kill Her), so basically, nobody knew what the hell anyone was talking about\*\*\* and it was kind of magical.

And then Christina didn't wear pants. So in all, an eventful finale.

 *\*\*\* Well. Apparently Jay Z did claim the song was about a K-9 unit, so while still not technically a metaphor, as a commenter pointed out, it is also not a literal slam on a lady. The important takeaway here: Shannen Doherty is the boss of us all.*