Beyonce
I love this photograph -- at least the lady knows how to make a solo entrance. Also, it was so sweet of her to give her arms and legs matching socks.
Beyonce
I'm not sure the costume was always as flattering as it could have been, either -- I mean, it's Beyonce, so there's nothing wrong with HER. It just sometimes bunched. Also, I kept looking at it and thinking that Boobs Legsly beat Beyonce to it by three years.
Beyonce
I mean, here, I'm getting a weird Lacy Borat vibe.
Beyonce
At least there are apparently no trust issues between Beyonce and her designers. Because when you're doing this, there is as much room for error here as there is likelihood she will allow Kimye to name their baby Beyonceye. In a word: none.
Beyonce
This photographer was a delight when it came to getting her hair in motion.
Beyonce
There was also an awful lot of hilarious mugging. It felt like every ten minutes she posed for a potential future cover of the commemorative DVD. Somewhere, semi-retired red-carpet ham Lea Michele may have just gotten the itch anew.
Beyonce
From above, the show itself had two ... what, Beyonces made of light? Is this Beyonce kissing herself?
Beyonce
The stage that was a video screen looked funky from the sky. This is like Beyonce dancing on a giant nipple whose areola was made of other Beyonces.
Beyonces
So many fake Beyonces.
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A swarm of Beys.
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This was just Beyonkers.
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And then: MEGAYONCE. This is so Xanadu that I can't help but stand up and applaud. And now I want her to re-make that movie. Strap on some roller-skates and some unexplained animation, lady, because you need to change a man's life through song.
Beyonce, Kelly Rowland, Michelle Williams
And the worst-kept-secret-ever Destiny's Child reunion was nice when it happened, except the other two's microphones were suspiciously low and/or off. I have heard nothing but nice things about Beyonce through the grapevine, but I find it very, very amusing that one of the songs they had to sing was Beyonce's own, and that they did so standing slightly behind her and behaving like her backup singers. Also, this photo is reminding me what was off-putting about Beyonce's costume: It looks somewhat alarmingly like... overgrowth.
Kelly Rowland
However, does anyone else find it sort of disturbing that Kelly Rowland (and presumably Michelle Williams also) was led to the stage with her face jammed inside a hoodie? She looks like a prisoner. IS she a prisoner? Was she abducted to the Super Bowl? Nicest kidnappers ever, I guess.
Beyonce
Beyonce should put this photograph in her office. Or in Blue Ivy's nursery. Or in Jay Z's executive loo. Somewhere. Flaunt it.