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# Fug the Head-Suits: Johnny Depp, Tom Cruise, and Brad Pitt
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-the-head-suits-johnny-depp-tom-cruise-and-brad-pitt/
- Published: 2014-04-03T20:00:30.000Z
- Updated: 2014-04-04T17:46:18.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:37

## Johnny Depp

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/ffn_ic_transcendence_prem_033114_51370186.xml)

I'm concerned he has given up on his Deppness, which is not something I personally understood much of because I missed the "21 Jump Street" years (they didn't air those in England), but I have it on good authority that they were full of sizzing cheekbones and sexy sexyness.

## Tom Cruise

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/ffn_flyuk_cruise_arnold_033014_51369414.xml)

And this guy might be back on the Flowbee.

## Brad Pitt

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/wenn21215175.xml)

And something about Brad in this photo (that's the documentarian behind something he produced) makes me pass him right by -- like, I would have assumed he was some random German actor who people refer to as The Brad Pitt of Europe and I would've laughed and thought, "NICE TRY, I'll take the original, thanks for playing." I don't know what it is. Maybe the glasses?

## Brad Pitt

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/wenn21215186.xml)

Or maybe the whipped dessert that his hair is trying to be. I don't know. For some reason, his Pittness slipped away a bit for me for a second, like my car keys, and no matter how many times I check my purse it's just not in there.

[Fug the Head-Suits: Johnny Depp, Tom Cruise, and Brad PittLet's check in on three erstwhile heartthrobs who are becoming -- kind of like Intern George has -- one of those Hot Guys We'll Talk About Fondly To Our Kids And They Will Look At Us Strangely And Go, "Whatever, Mom, He's Old, I Don't Get It," and then we'll have to fire up the old YouTubes that will, by then, be implanted in our heads. \[Photos: Fame/Flynet, WENN\]![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/ffn_ic_transcendence_prem_033114_51370186.xml)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-the-head-suits-johnny-depp-tom-cruise-and-brad-pitt-04-2014/)