Rumer Willis
I believe we call these sorts of proportions "Pulling a Zbornak."
Candice Accola
There's something quite cool about this print, but I'm not wild about the self-consciously hipster choice of scuffed boots. Like she's unclear whether the party might devolve into a series of oil changes.
Claire Holt
Her Vampire Diaries character is moody, so maybe Claire wanted us to see she can romp into the light with the best of them. Unfortunately, she didn't realize you can romp without an actual romper.
Holland Roden
I just want to pull those suckers down like four inches. Although I'm not sure even that could save them. Redhead in green, do not waste your awesomeness!
Christa B. Allen
I feel for Christa here, because I think her character is easily the most expendable on Revenge, and in some ways the show grinds to a halt when she's on it EXCEPT for the scenes where Emily is trying to pretend she doesn't care that they're secretly related. Also, is that a skort? If it's NOT, I can maybe live with it? But the neck bauble looks more like a My Little Pony tiara than anything.
The Michalkas
AJ, on the right, is wearing a lace-up animal print dress that looks like something I'd expect a Real Housewife to design for people's feet. And Aly really, really needs not to wear that lipstick ever again. Ever. It's terrible on her. Also: Remember Hellcats? Good times. Good, vexing times. I still can't figure out why a show about cheerleading turned into a show where a grizzled convict was jamming on his guitar from prison with a law student. Seems like a miscalculation.
Emma Roberts
This isn't terrible, either, but I'm having a hard time mustering up real feelings for it.
Nikki Reed
I saw a picture of Nikki on another site along with a bump rumor. I am not STARTING said rumor, nor do I really have an opinion about it; I'm just stating that it was out there, for those of you who had any money on whether she'd stay married to that American Idol dude. The dress itself is pretty uninspiring, but I wouldn't be mad at her if she left those shoes outside my house.
Gillian Zinser and Luke Grimes
Oh, Surfer Ivy from 90210. Your storylines about graffiti and illegal immigrants and wanting to die because your husband did have been SO all over the place. Not all over the place: Your shorts, because in order to be all over the place, they have to actually EXIST. And those don't. If it doesn't hide the pockets, it's not an article of clothing.
Ashley Madekwe
This, however, is great. HER character on Revenge is not expendable, because without her, who would throw parties that get ruined by people's wild plots that involve multimedia shenanigans?
Britt Robertson
Poor Britt just saw her second CW show, Secret Circle, go the way of Hellcats. Maybe this will give her time to go make a show about a girl who stars in those strangely cheerful Old Navy commercials. Clearly she'd be perfect. Also, and don't quote me on this, but if you pull her braid the hair inflates and she floats right out of there.