Rihanna
If I look at this photo much longer, I think it'll count as having dated her.
Rihanna
Man, RiRi sure loves those shoes -- she's worn them, or a variation of them, pretty steadily the last month or two. That makeup is fantastic on her, particularly with a white dress, but I am not terribly enchanted by the toga. It looks like she was given a giant's Hanes undershirt and asked to turn it into a gown. Like Project Runway meets Jack and the Beanstalk.
Liam Neeson
Captain Neeson, reporting for duty, SIR. Also, do we think Mr. Liam has had some... follicular fluffing? Just curious.
Tim Riggins and Tami Taylor
Peter Berg is SO teasing us with the fantasy of The Tim and Tami Show. However, Connie Britton looks so good. Her hair is incredible, and if it's not all natural, then she has some remarkably on-point fakery happening for her because it sure LOOKS enviably real. That skirt maybe a wee short... if it were an inch or two longer I'd be wanting that dress for myself for summer barbecues. And also that Riggins. Sometimes I can't even remember Taylor Kitsch's real name, although fortunately I pulled it out right there. Phew. I'VE STILL GOT IT.
Brooklyn Decker
I wonder which movie Brooklyn Decker was hoping would eclipse the other: This, or What To Expect When You're Expecting. I also wonder what happened to the dress that was supposed to go over this petticoat.
Jesse Plemons
Oh, Landry. I WANT to go there with you, simply because I want to go most places with you -- even a Crucifictorious concert. (I know those of you who didn't watch Friday Night Lights probably get sick of these references, but seriously, you should just get the DVD and marathon it and then you will love Landry as I do. He had a band named Crucifictorious! That's gold!) But I can't. You look like Philip Seymour Hoffman. Not that Philip Seymour Hoffman is a fright to behold, or anything, but wouldn't you rather look like you?
Malin Akerman
So far I can't find a photo in our subscriptions of Malin's entire dress, so: Here is the bodice. It's like hieroglyphics popping out of a chocolate-dipped fortune cookie.
Malin Akerman
And the rest... is satin. I don't hate it, actually, but her hair looks chlorinated.
Taylor Kitsch
Is this some kind of hand signal from the movie? Or is he actually just saying he's a-OK? Maybe it's a signal I'm supposed to understand. Maybe it says, "Are there two saucy bloggesses out there who are looking for a muscular intern who specializes in back rubs and letting you know if your jeans are a good length with those shoes? I AM YOUR MAN."
Alexander Skaarsgard
SPOILER: Alexander did not get hit with a meteor.
Peter Berg
This picture cracks me up deeply. Why not just go all the way and do finger guns?