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# Fug the Show: American Idol, 12 to 10
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-the-show-american-idol-12-to-10-gallery/
- Published: 2012-03-21T17:00:38.000Z
- Updated: 2012-03-20T22:58:40.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:30

## La naranja!

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"Lovers, this week we had to kick off a boy with a criminal record. So I wore orange. The color of health.The color of eyesight. The color of SUN. You could juice my bun and feed a village with its healing glory! I am like Vitamin C for the soul, lovers. Take me daily, unless you are Dude Looks Like A Rabies, in which case, *amores*, I cannot help."

## Randy

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/randy-800x450.jpg)

"Randy here is dressed in the colors of COCA-COLA THE OFFICIAL DRINK OF IDOLIZED PEOPLE, and also like National Secretaries Day in 1987."

## Yo

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/IMG_0489-800x533.jpg)

"Somebody told me I had to touch it, lovers. So I did. FOR A SECOND. But it was okay. Science tells us that bright things kill germs."

## LOOKIT

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/IMG_0494-800x533.jpg)

"In case you were not sure whose show this is, lovers..."

## Tee hee

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/IMG_0496-800x533.jpg)

"And I was saying, 'Ohhh, nooo, so embarrassing, I cannot look at myself,' but it was ACTING, lovers. I expect it. I DEMAND it. It is my show. For the TV, though, I must be humble and tiny and ACT and so good thing I am so talented at it. Do not forget, I hyphenate myself. Marc did not support this. He once told me I could stick my hyphen right in my jugular, but then I realized he was holding out a staple and asking me as a favor."

## Yo MAS

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/IMG_0495-800x533.jpg)

"I call this, 'Things The Color Of Blood Are Safe Now.'"

## What is a Lovato?

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/IMG_0500-800x533.jpg)

"And then Wynonna Judd came out and sang, except she used a different name, like the time Garth Brooks was Chris Gaines, except with more hair. I do not know, lovers. I did not listen. People who don't ask my permission to be famous are BORING."

## La Actriz

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/IMG_0497-800x533.jpg)

"But see how supportive I am! I smile! I ACT. Nobody knows the trouble I see, lovers. I sit still and I do not breathe through my nose, and I smile, and I do not fall asleep, and I speak in complete sentences that make sense, HOGWARTS, and I do not put Ws in words that do not need them, RANDY. So put it on my Emmy reel, lovers. I have earned it."

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