La naranja!
"Lovers, this week we had to kick off a boy with a criminal record. So I wore orange. The color of health.The color of eyesight. The color of SUN. You could juice my bun and feed a village with its healing glory! I am like Vitamin C for the soul, lovers. Take me daily, unless you are Dude Looks Like A Rabies, in which case, amores, I cannot help."
Randy
"Randy here is dressed in the colors of COCA-COLA THE OFFICIAL DRINK OF IDOLIZED PEOPLE, and also like National Secretaries Day in 1987."
Yo
"Somebody told me I had to touch it, lovers. So I did. FOR A SECOND. But it was okay. Science tells us that bright things kill germs."
LOOKIT
"In case you were not sure whose show this is, lovers..."
Tee hee
"And I was saying, 'Ohhh, nooo, so embarrassing, I cannot look at myself,' but it was ACTING, lovers. I expect it. I DEMAND it. It is my show. For the TV, though, I must be humble and tiny and ACT and so good thing I am so talented at it. Do not forget, I hyphenate myself. Marc did not support this. He once told me I could stick my hyphen right in my jugular, but then I realized he was holding out a staple and asking me as a favor."
Yo MAS
"I call this, 'Things The Color Of Blood Are Safe Now.'"
What is a Lovato?
"And then Wynonna Judd came out and sang, except she used a different name, like the time Garth Brooks was Chris Gaines, except with more hair. I do not know, lovers. I did not listen. People who don't ask my permission to be famous are BORING."
La Actriz
"But see how supportive I am! I smile! I ACT. Nobody knows the trouble I see, lovers. I sit still and I do not breathe through my nose, and I smile, and I do not fall asleep, and I speak in complete sentences that make sense, HOGWARTS, and I do not put Ws in words that do not need them, RANDY. So put it on my Emmy reel, lovers. I have earned it."