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# Fug the Show: American Idol, 8 down to 7
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-the-show-american-idol-8-down-to-7-gallery/
- Published: 2012-04-11T16:00:06.000Z
- Updated: 2012-04-11T05:15:20.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:30

## Yo

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"Look at me, lovers. Look only at me. I remain fabulous for YOU. My leg pops out of a shimmer cocoon because I do not want you to look elsewhere. For YOUR SAKE. You should not be stuck looking at the Clown Prince of Polka-Dots, or his court jester. Ay, did he eat a Picasso and then vomit it onto a vest? But no, do not look-see. Say no to the Pink Pantser."

## Serious Yo

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/04/IMG_1140-800x533.jpg)

"This is my VERY SERIOUS self, lovers. Because I am here to work. I am here to sit down and remind you all that even though I have devoted myself to being a beacon of light for needy teenage singers who live rent-free in a mansion, I must do the business of reminding you that I am ALSO a needy singer who lives rent-free in a mansion."

## HOLA

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/04/IMG_1146-800x533.jpg)

"Rrrowr, lovers, or as *el gato* would say, PURRRR. I come at you like a lion queen. You are the tourist on safari and *tengo hambre* and so I hunt you while you think, 'This lion is so sexy that I should buy her single.'"

## Yummy

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/04/IMG_1148-800x533.jpg)

"Oh, hola, actual lover. Do not mind me. I am just hanging upside down on the wall. Marc used to call this 'draining day' but I call it BUY MY SINGLE."

## Si si si

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/04/IMG_1159-800x533.jpg)

"And then I writhe in sand like a castle made of sexy time."

## Sparkle Me

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/04/IMG_1165-800x671.jpg)

"And then I glitter like that dumb book thinks vampires do. Dear *Twilight*: THIS IS HOW IT'S DONE. I am going to write a book too, called *Thighlight*, about sparkly people who think they are better than everyone else, except it will be my autobiography and it will be *LA VERDAD*."

## El booty

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/04/IMG_1166-800x533.jpg)

"And this is *mis nalgas*. And *mi novio*. Which of them is more delicious? BUY MY SINGLE."

## Whee

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/04/IMG_1176-800x533.jpg)

"What, this old thing? This is like sweatpants. This is what I wear while I am figuring out what other thing to wear."

## Pitbull

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/04/IMG_1178-800x533.jpg)

"Those are not my hands, lovers. My hands were busy."

## Hmmmm

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/04/IMG_1185-800x533.jpg)

"I wonder, lovers, should I make a workout video? Look at me. I am like fun ballet. I am going to call it *Fun Ballet: How To Make El Booty Into An End Table* and you are going to BUY IT and it will come with a free copy of my single. HAHAHAHA, just kidding, you will not need my single for free because you will buy it RIGHT NOW."

[Fug the Show: American Idol, 8 down to 7"HOLA LOVERS. I have a treat today. It is a piece of sugar-coated sex called MY NEW VIDEO. And it stars a piece of sugar-coated sex called MY NEW BOYFRIEND. Ay, okay, he is not totally nuevo, but, you know, he is a fresh teeny baby compared to Marc, who is eleventy thousand years dead."![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/04/img_1135-800x533.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-the-show-american-idol-8-down-to-7/)