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# Fug the Show: American Idol, Five to Four
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-the-show-american-idol-five-to-four-05-2012/
- Published: 2012-05-07T20:00:29.000Z
- Updated: 2012-05-07T20:09:14.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, Photos, #wp, #wp-post, #hasslideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:30

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