El pantalones
"See? I do not need shoulder pads or a belly corset, lovers. Those are the crutches of the damned, lovers. I just need me, a white jumpsuit, and a dream. The dream of being the only person on this silly show -- no Sally Jackson Raphael, no Heavin' Tyler, just YO and my sexy."
Yo
"But then, what if that is a NIGHTMARE, because without Hag Doll sitting next to me you forget that I am the light that fuels your dream fire? Next to him I do not NEED to try. I did not NEED to wear the shirt like an envelope. You know how your mail comes and it sometimes not closed so your fan cards and your grocery coupons and your twenty-million paycheck could just fall right out AT ANY TIME and it's so DANGEROUS that you just want to DANCE? That is this shirt. And do not worry about my mailman. Marc took care of it."
Jason Derulo
"Lovers, this man is a hero. He broke his neck. He danced his NECK OFF. Did he sit at home crying the tears of the damned? NO. HE GLITTERED. This is what America should be. When you are sad, you strangle with glitter."
Girl
"Why do the people keep DARING me, lovers? They wear huge white pants, I must wear huge white pants. They dress up like a Beyonce peacock..."
AHA
"... and so I dress like i tackled that Beyonce peacock and taught it to SEW."
Whatever
"And then Shouty Charo came out."
Politeness
"How nice for her. I am so pleased for her that her bra is so strong."
So sad
"Ay, lovers, WHO TOLD this sad shower curtain with a head that she could wiggle on stage with a bunch of man clowns? Sounding like she yells into the same magic microphone that I use that makes her voice turn into metallic beauty? DID SHE STEAL MY MICROPHONE?"
WHOA LOVERS
"DO NOT BE SHIMMYING ON MY TURF."
Icky
"WHAT DID I JUST SAY."
Plotty.
"When I cut this person -- AND I WILL -- she will bleed fruit juice. AND IT WILL MAKE ME FORTIFIED. Do not tangle with THE LOPEZ, or THE LOPEZ will tangle with you."