Do not mess with me
"Look at my armor, lovers. I am here to fight and beat you, America, with your dumb voting This is like the Iron Chef, and the secret ingredient is SEXY. Except that is actually the obvious ingredient. Like garlic. Shhh, the real secret ingredient is IRON. And I do not mean the stuff I used to put in my blood to make it taste like pennies for when Marc tried to make me stop working (so I could say, 'WHAT IS WRONG LOVER DO YOU NOT LIKE THE TASTE OF MONEY?'), but instead, I mean the thing my abs are made of. Punch it, Love In A Skelevator. I dare you. You will break."
The people
"So, lovers, these are the people who were left. Whatever Tommy Hilfiger is doing reminds me of that musical where all the sad people cannot pay the rent and they are all like, 'Blah blah blah I hate rent,' and the normal man comes and is like, 'Hola, but would you mind paying the rent, because it is the rules?' and they are like, 'No, NO RENT, BOOOOO, BAD MAN, LIFE SHOULD BE FREE,' and then they cry a lot and in the end nobody pays the rent. What is that called, lovers? Ay, I will never remember. Marc drank my memory."
Eliminated girl
"Lovers, this girl did not get votes last week. Why did she think these pants would help? Why did she think her OTHER pants she wore a minute ago would help? Do I need to show her how pants are done, lovers? Do I ALWAYS NEED TO DO THE WORK HERE?"
PANTALONES
"FINE. HERE ARE SOME PANTS. They are green, like success, and they are tight, like my very young new boyfriend, and they are long, like my resume, and they are floaty, like my spirit. And I am not wearing a necklace that looks like a mustache. And I am not dressed like I just came from doing voodoo, AHEM, Dude Looks Like a Priestess. But that is beside the point. I am the point. And he is beside me. What was I saying? Does it matter? ME."
LMFAO
"Lovers, are you seeing this too? Or did somebody just put something in my REFRESHING COCA-COLA THE OFFICIAL DRINK OF THAT TIME THIS MIGHT HAVE HAPPENED?"
Hmm
"Although, lovers, it does remind me of one of my favorite birthday parties. MARC KNOWS WHY."