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# Fug the Show: American Idol, Ten to Nine
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-the-show-american-idol-ten-to-nine-03-2012/
- Published: 2012-03-28T16:00:18.000Z
- Updated: 2012-03-27T18:43:21.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Fug The Show, Photos, American Idol, #wp, #wp-post, #hasslideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:30

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"HOLA LOVERS. Psst. *Vengan aqui*. Do you see? Do you see up here how I cling to Love In A Smellevator all of a sudden? It is because of Randy and his chest pins. Lovers, is he trying to steal the show from me? He knows he cannot do that, right? Stealing is ILLEGAL and WRONG, and it is *NO BUENO* to try and do it just because I do not have an army of the undead anymore that can march on his home. I might need Smellevator on my side. He might BE my army of the undead now. It is the rule: Keep your amigos close, and your nightmares closer."