
This episode opens with a faux-documentary that Max Caplain is making (for his producer wife), which is kind of smart, in terms of episode structure, and I think they should have done this all the way through, perhaps. Anyway. Look at this shirt!

Marge. This shirt is truly hideous.

I feel like this look is the costume department's secret shout-out to Bea Arthur.

Do we think JoAnna Garcia Swisher is sick of wearing yellow?

Let's just look at all the shots of Max Caplan: Reporter that made me laugh while I watched this episode.

THIS ONE IS AMAZING. In addition to a mustache, he has grown a series of neckerchiefs.

I felt bad for MC:R when it seemed like he was all wistful for what might have been with Louise and she was all, "ooooh, you were a lovely stepping stone on the way toward me being super into Alan again."

"But I wore this jaunty man-necklace!!"

EVERYONE wore a turban to the launch of Apollo 11 (the moon landing) and I approve.

Even this woman, who has a business proposal for Trudy AND really great accessories.

This was one of those little real moments they probably could have cut for other story but couldn't resist, and I get it: That's Charles Lindbergh saying hello to Alan, which apparently really did happen, and that IS neat.

I want EACH of these sunglasses.

Oh, hey, there's Marilyn Not-Lovell. Is she still an alchoholic? WHO KNOWS!!!!??

There were a LOT of ruffled tux shirts at this party.

And this dress on Louise might be my favorite one on this show, ever.

You know this marriage isn't going well. Their stripes are not cohesive.

I sincerely love this dumb top on Rene.

You should just assume that Trudy is wearing a scarf on her head for basically this entire episode.

Rene decides in the middle of a live TV show to stop talking about her cake and START talking about her diaphragm. I do not understand why she had her purse with her on set, but maybe she's just like QE2. That detail aside, this bit really was a hoot; Yvonne S also finally sort of toned down her accent?

Also divorced, thanks to WARRING PATTERNS.

These women did not fear a pattern, bless them.

I'd also like to salute the actress playing Annie Glenn for REALLY taking advantage of this Emotional Moment to get all up in the hot business of the hot actor playing her husband.

Here, Louise comes skipping out from telling MC:R that she's super glad they never banged to find Alan waiting for her in an AMAZING car, and they totally make out. All I ever wanted from this show was people in good coats making out!!!

All right. I also wanted Jo's Tennis Costume.

What did I tell you about the scarves.

I wish Kathie Lee and Hoda would dress more like this.

It feels good to end with my one true love: a good coat. I'll take Betty's. Thanks!
