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# Fug the Show: Dallas, episode 5
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-the-show-dallas-episode-5-07-2012/
- Published: 2012-07-12T17:00:52.000Z
- Updated: 2012-07-12T04:43:53.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Fug The Show, Photos, Dallas, #wp, #wp-post, #hasslideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:31

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This is last *week's* episode, not last *night's* \-- sorry for the delay in posting, but I was on vacation and then had a travel drama, and basically, you know you're tired when you're watching *Dallas* and you can't understand the very basic words coming out of people's mouths. So I had to pace myself. Which is exactly what I suspect Larry Hagman is doing, as halfway through this episode, he announces he's Mysteriously Leaving for an unspecified amount of time and hops on a chopper. Do we think it's budgetary, or to preserve his health and energy, or... well, maybe he came back right away, I don't know. But he'd better bring something scandalous with him when he does return. The absence of JR Ewing is only tolerable if it promises to end in shenanigans. Or some she-*Pam*\-igans, if you catch my drift. Which is not so much a drift as an explosion.