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# Fug the Show: Dallas, episode 7
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-the-show-dallas-episode-7-2-03-2013/
- Published: 2013-03-08T19:00:06.000Z
- Updated: 2013-03-07T23:18:38.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Fug The Show, Photos, Dallas, #wp, #wp-post, #hasslideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:35

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TNT didn't do anything this cheesy; I just took a screen cap and made it black and white and threw some quotes on it to try and remind myself of how bangin' JR Ewing was. Yes, *was*. He is an ex-villain. He is no more. He has gone to the Great Beyond. (And my use of Monty Python's sacred parrot sketch should tell you that I do not take this lightly; it's just that my stages of Hag-grief have progressed and now I'm into the little-known third-and-a-half phase, "Snarking Through The Pain.") Lots of patched-together Frankenstein scenes with him happen first, but at the end of the episode, J.R. Ewing is rudely expelled from this mortal coil. And I do not consider it a spoiler to suggest that you only need one guess as to how it happened. This week, we grieve. Next week, we mourn the shit out of it. Get ready.