> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # Fug the Show: GCB, episodes 3 and 4 - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-the-show-gcb-episodes-3-and-4/ - Published: 2012-03-30T16:00:37.000Z - Updated: 2012-04-02T03:28:25.000Z - Author: Heather - Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:30 ## Cheno ![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/03/img_0722-800x533.jpg) Yes, Cheno wears pink lingerie. And yes, in a scene where she's been lamenting her husband's bedroom issues, she's standing in front of an obelisk. See? Accessories are so important. ## Swingtown and Jennifer Aspen ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/IMG_0723-800x533.jpg) Poor Jennifer Aspen gets stuck wrangling a lot of Stuff, like those sleeves, because they are trying to bulk her up because her character is supposed to be chubby and she herself is not. Also, I think the costumers from this show have sought out and purchased every round and/or pink piece of jewelry in existence. I never want to look at anything pink again. Or even Pink. It's too much. ## JAG ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/IMG_0725-800x533.jpg) In an effort to get JAG's aircraft to lift off again, Cheno decides to buy them costumes. At first I thought she'd made him man-panties out of lettuce, which was incredibly creepy -- like some sort of Veggie Tales sex game. ## Cheno and JAG ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/IMG_0726-800x533.jpg) But no, they were fake leaves, because he was supposed to be Adam to her Eve. And of course therefore she spent a couple seconds humping one of her bed's four posts in a flesh-toned catsuit, talking about how Adam and Eve are the sexiest fun The Bible has to offer. I think The Bible would be really surprised to learn it's doubling as her Kama Sutra. It might even read itself again. ## Jennifer Aspen ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/IMG_0730-800x533.jpg) My favorite accessory here is the bag of frozen peas, tending to the neck strain Jennifer got when she was standing under a fireman's pole at Boobylicious and a girl slid down with a basket of wings. No, that happened. Really. She was in her sleeves at that point, though. Maybe she was splashed with wing sauce. Or maybe she just thought that pattern would work better with the Green Giant. The Green Giant might want a crack at it himself, actually. I bet his loincloth gets boring. ## Chili Pepper Council ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/IMG_0731-800x533.jpg) So then Jennifer calls the Chili Pepper Council, ostensibly for advice on how to cook something spicy, but when the woman is authoritative she decides to get relationship advice from her (because her husband is a drip and he tried to make out with Leslie Bibb). And of course the woman at the Chili Pepper Council is decked out in chilis. However, she should have also been sitting IN a Chili's. ## Cheno and Swingtown ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/IMG_0737-800x533.jpg) Cheno's dress just makes me tired. It feels like someone at Macy's found it in a back room in a box marked, "2005." Swingtown looks kind of awesome, though. Swingtown is really awesome on this show, I have to say. Actually, they're all quite funny. I think for me, Swingtown's character on *Swingtown* was so stiff and off-putting that it's nice to see how good she is at comedy. ## Leslie Bibb ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/IMG_0747-800x533.jpg) It's a shame you can't really see the outfit here, because this whole episode revolved around the sensation of Leslie Bibb wearing pants to church. I do cherish Annie Potts' facial expression though. But the thing is, yeah, okay, they're snug pants, but seriously, if I wore slacks the way Leslie Bibb wears slacks, I would wear them ALL OVER TOWN. And I HATE slacks. Well, the word 'slacks,' anyway. No matter who you are, you are too young to be wearing anything called 'slacks.' Unless you have Leslie Bibb's butt. ## Annie Potts ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/IMG_0750-800x533.jpg) It is amazing that Annie's religious bling hasn't affected her posture. That thing is so big you could hang it on a Church wall. But at what is she staring, you ask? I shall show you. ## Leslie Bibb ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/IMG_0753-800x533.jpg) Leslie here is wearing the Stella McCartney body-shaping dress that Kate Winslet famously wore twice in different colors (and that black blocking technique is picking up steam elsewhere, too). It seems unjust that a dress designed to make you look slimmer actually only looks decent on a person who is so slim she could slip through a closed door. I say "decent" because it still does something insect-esque to her chest. It's Stella, after all. There is always something. ## Swingtown ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/IMG_0759-800x533.jpg) Oh, Swingtown. That ruffle. You don't mean that. It doesn't even mean ITSELF. It's totally insincere. Now, the skeletal mouth on the wall, wide open and ready to bite? THAT is sincere. ## Annie Potts ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/IMG_0761-800x533.jpg) Man, Annie Potts loves to look skeptically at people's chests while wearing large necklaces. Maybe they're affecting her head's tilt angle. I'm going to have to start paying attention to this going forward. ## Donna Mills ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/IMG_0765-800x533.jpg) I cherish that Donna Mills is back on my television. My only regrets are that a) she only made it one episode before choking on something and dying on the dining room floor about ten minutes before anyone noticed her there, and b) that she spent most of the time dressed as Barbara Bush for a Come As Your Favorite Texan party. At least she committed, but I would've liked to have seen more of a bitch-off between her and Annie Potts. ## Donna and Annie ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/IMG_0773-800x533.jpg) I mean, she made Annie dress as Laura Bush, then complained that she looked like a librarian. LOOK AT ANNIE'S FACE. I know this show had a short order, but they should've kept Donna around in case of renewal. Maybe they'll freeze her body and thaw her out next fall. ## Jennifer Aspen ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/IMG_0766-800x533.jpg) Jennifer's favorite Texan is Anna Nicole Smith. Of course. Although she looks a little more *Green Acres* to me. If she were still alive, I think we'd have combined those two things into a reality show by now. ## Jennifer's husband ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/IMG_0778-800x533.jpg) In a hilariously inappropriate twist, Jennifer made her husband dress up as J. Howard Marshall, complete with nasal cannula. I am really glad we don't see THEIR sex games. ## Jennifer ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/IMG_0777-800x533.jpg) But Jennifer, of course, is mad at her husband for not appreciating her and maybe hitting on other people and being General Von Douchenstein. So her way of sticking it to him is by changing things up and dressing as Mary Kay, because Mary Kay was a smart Texan businessperson and Anna Nicole Smith was mostly stoned. Child, it says a lot about you -- none of it good -- if Anna Nicole was your first-pick favorite Texan. ## Swingtown and Husband ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/IMG_0767-800x533.jpg) Swingtown, meanwhile, went as half of Bonnie and Clyde. And looked kind of fabulous. ## Scarecrow, an Oneder, and The Other GCB ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/IMG_0768-800x533.jpg) Scarecrow is guesting as Cheno's uncle/Donna Mills' husband. I have no idea what his costume is. I don't recall Bush 41 ever wearing a bandanna with that much aplomb. Guy "Shades" Patterson is dressed... I don't know, as a private detective who is asking the question, "I wonder whatever happened to the Oneders." And The Other GCB -- the one who's nice, and on Team Bibb, and thus has become totally boring -- is Selena. Jennifer Lopez would actively refuse her an HOLA LOVER for that. I'm surprised she hasn't left the house in a J.Lo'd version of that outfit just to be all, "LOOK AT HOW IT IS DONE, DISCOUNT GIRL." ## Cheno ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/IMG_0770-800x533.jpg) Cheno, of course, went as a very pink Dale Evans. By the way, I complimented her on switching from the cheap pilot wig to her "real" blonde hair, and I should clarify that it's NOT her real hair, it's just a better fake. She was on Anderson talking about how her hair extensions come from Romania, and how grateful she is to Romanian women with great follicular DNA. And while it looked more real in the second episode, it was back to being a little stiff and crunchy here, which... might be on purpose? It's so hard to tell. But I thought I should amend myself. I didn't really think Cheno was sporting her own hair. THIS, of course, is a wig. And she doesn't look bad as a brunette, actually. She DOES look a little like she's in an under-sevens beauty pageant, which is unfortunate. ## Leslie Bibb ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/IMG_0772-800x533.jpg) And of course, Leslie Bibb must secretly still be a total bitch, because she showed up at this party as Farrah Fawcett, IN THE BATHING SUIT, which you shouldn't do when a) your day job involves wearing almost exactly that at Boobylicious; b) a married man at the party has tried to make out with you, to the chagrin of his bumbling wife who hates you; c) you hope for people to take you seriously; d) you hope for people to leave you alone and accept that you're not a bitch anymore, and e) you live in a society. ## Annie Potts ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/IMG_0774-800x533.jpg) Of course Annie then re-thought her outfit and swanned back down the stairs dressed as her REAL favorite Texan: herself. God, I love her. Can we get Jean Smart and Delta Burke on this show, please? 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