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# Fug the Show: Gossip Girl, eps 5-14 through 5-17, I Think, Maybe
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-the-show-gossip-girl-eps-5-14-through-5-17-i-think-maybe-03-2012/
- Published: 2012-03-08T18:00:04.000Z
- Updated: 2012-03-09T22:20:40.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Fug The Show, Photos, Gossip Girl, #wp, #wp-post, #hasslideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:30

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Yeah, so I got a bit behind on this show. But while we were at Fashion Week, alarm bells went off all over Twitter about Serena's pajamas, so I couldn't let another day slide without, well, some slides. I would love a crossover between this show and *GCB*. Blair Waldorf vs The Cheno would be a dream.

Plotwise: Same old. Chuck loves Blair! Blair loves Chuck! Blair can't be with Chuck because of \[insert thing here\]. But then \[insert thing here\] goes away and Blair decides she can't be with Chuck anyway because of \[insert other thing here\]. In this case, it's her pre-nup, and then the fact that Blair decides she loves Chuck but she's IN love with Dan. Uh-huh. Not with *that* hair, people. Never. Oh, and when Serena's grandmother dies, the lid blows off the whole Ivy-Isn't-The-Real-Charlie-Rhodes thing, and grandma knew and left her everything anyway. So the keys to the penthouse are in the impostor's purse. WHAT UP, UPPER EAST SQUATTERS.