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# Fug the Show: Hart of Dixie  recap
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-the-show-hart-of-dixie-10/
- Published: 2013-03-11T16:00:51.000Z
- Updated: 2014-03-01T04:10:35.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:31

## Breaking up Is Hard to Do

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We've all been there.

## Breaking up Is Hard to Do 2

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Ditto.

## Breaking up Is Hard to Do 3

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DITTO ditto.

## Breaking up Is Hard to Do 4: The Return

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Super ditto. Poor Zoe. She hasn't even been to work in six days. Tim Matheson: "FOUR PEOPLE HAVE DIED."

## Kitchen Pastry Might Help

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The deaths of four anonymous BlueBellians pulled poor broken-hearted Zoe out of bed and into the kitchen for coffee. As you can imagine, her run-in with Wade is AWKWARD -- this is why it's generally not recommended that you hook up with your neighbor, and CERTAINLY not with the person with whom you must needs share Kitchen Pastries -- and You can imagine how this sits with Lavon, as Zoe's best friend and the Keeper of the Kitchen Pastries. NOT WELL.

## Meanwhile

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On the other end of town, Magnolia and Lemon are still dealing with LBB, who is -- let's just cut to the chase with this plot -- moving in with Tim Matheson. In attempting to prevent this, Lemon is kind of an (amusing) asshole, and now her Dad is pretty pissed. I do think these two need to back off. LBB is kind of hilarious. Just let her be! However, there are two items we need to discuss: Lemon's cute lace shirt, and the fact that this show cast Andie McPhee for ONE SHOT as Lemon's mother? IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE? Surely she is eventually going to come back....right? IMDB says no, but that HAS to be in the writers' back pocket, or else why go to the trouble of casting a CW legacy who is totally age inappropriate for the part unless you plan to actually use her at some point?

## Have a Pie

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EVERYONE in BlueBell is Team Zoe -- rightly -- and they are supporting her in her time of Breakup Need by bringing her a bunch of pies. I appreciate how well wardrobe has captured the Lank Ponytail And Oversized Sweater of Heartbreak, as well as how freaking dapper Lavon looks. The appearance of Carl Winslow also reminds me that when Tim Matheson called to tell Zoe of the FOUR DEATHS ON HER RECORD, he mentioned that he'd read about the break-up in Carl Winslow's blog. And then I discovered that [indeed someone at the CW is writing this blog, but it hasn't been updated since Planksgiving! Zero stars.](https://bluebell.cwtv.com/dash-dewitt/?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

## Do We Think Lavon Just Has Like 100 Hat Bands to Match Any Possible Shirt?

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Lavon can not take anymore awkwardness in the vicinity of his kitchen pastries! He brings Wade a mini-fridge and bans him from the house. I would feel bad for Wade, but I think Wade feels bad enough for himself.

## R-E-A-D-I-N-G

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Zoe needs to get away from all the people bringing her pies -- the office is just covered in pies, and Hot Cousin Breeland is filling in for her (and APPARENTLY KILLING PEOPLE) -- so she goes down to the creek to read. I just would like to point out that this allegedly stellar surgeon and medical genius can't read without using her finger to follow along.

## SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS

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Tansy comes across Zoe and her finger reading and -- despite the fact that she doesn't really LIKE Zoe that much -- does the sisterly thing and takes the poor girl out to drown her sorrows. The musical guest at the bar (in Mobile, not the Rammer Jammer) is of course Lily Ann Lwhatserhername, Wade's very bitter ex, who spends the whole night singing her rage-y anthem RUN FROM WADE. Tansy doesn't want Zoe to give into The Hate, but I think we all know she is going to give into the hate.

## STABBY

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You know the Greek Chorus of Old Ladies on this show? I love them and never recap them UNTIL NOW. The next day at breakfast -- where Zoe has Rose tell her all about her relationship with Kicker McFlashMob to get her mind off RUN FROM WADE -- they both give Zoe a Wade VooDoo doll and offer to "disappear him." They are the best. Zoe "accidentally" rips the head off the VooDoo doll, and I am sad to note that Wade never noted at any point in the episode that he had a headache. I really wanted this VooDoo doll to work -- at least a little bit. I don't want Wade to be added to the mounting death toll in BlueBell.

## Back to Work

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Zoe goes back to work to keep anymore BlueBellites from dying at the hands of Jonah Breeland, and good thing too, because her patient is McKayla "Not Impressed" Maroney, who has strep throat and blah blah blah Zoe is all worked up about cheating and a series of events occur which lead her to believe that Kicker McFlashMob is cheating on Rose. He isn't. Don't worry. But McKayla's dress is cute.

## Oh, Right. Lemon

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So Lemon is scheming to get some dirt on LBB to prevent her from moving into Casa Breeland, and that involves forcing George to come with her to an open house being held for LBB's Pensacola condo to root around and find something incrimating. George doesn't want to, but Lemon points out that he left her at the altar and therefore owes her. Which is pretty convincing. George wonders how long she's going to be using that on him. "Eternity," Lemon answers. I must confess that I secretly like that dress, even if it does kind of look like someone with red paint on his hands fell onto her boobs.

## HATE

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Zoe does in fact give into the Hate, as all wronged women do at some point, and takes her cute blazer and questionable pants and storms over to Wade's and tells him SHE HATES HIM SHE HATES HIM SO MUCH HATE HATEY HATERS HATEVILLE! He just sort of accepts this. Poor Wade also kind of hates himself right now.

## RUN FROM WADE

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This is the Angry Dancing To Bitter Hate Songs portion of the heartbreak, which is actually my favorite part.

## Cute! Dress and Dude.

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I have forgotten to mention that Jonah Breeland has been trying to convince Zoe that the best way to get over Wade is to get under him. Which I think she should consider.

## Down in Pensecola

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I both love Lemon's skirt, and that LBB has an Andy Warholian print of herself over her fireplace. Lemon and George are quite amusing, pretending to be condo-buyers, while leaving Magnolia at home under STRICT ORDERS not to allow her love to be bought. (Spoiler 2: the price of Magnolia's love is a new car, and I can't blame her for that.)

## Casino Night

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I may have forgotten to note that the Reverend is making Lavon and Wade work together at the church Casino Night Fundraiser -- the idea came to him "in a vision," which, humorously, seems to be the way he tries to talk people into anything --and neither of them are that stoked. ToWanda are not on a honeymoon, but this is the best they've ever looked.

## Tuxedos!

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Wade is collecting donations, and people are giving him a hard time about the Zoe thing, so he decides to take a break and he walks off and LEAVES THE MONEY BOX THERE AND SOMEONE TAKES IT. In fairness, Wade's brain WAS torn off earlier.

## Snooping

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The timeline on this show doesn't always match up, because I feel like George and Lemon have been in this closet in LBB's Pensacola condo for like three or four days. Anyway, George riles through LBB's bank records and she is totally about to go into foreclosure; Lemon decides this means she just wants Tim Matheson's money, but when she reveals this info, OF COURSE Tim already knew all about it. And now he's mad at Lemon, and she feels like an asshole, and LBB is sad and I am pretty sure everyone will make up eventually. Speaking of making up, there was no AB in this episode at all. I hope she wasn't part of the FOUR PERSON CASUALTY of Zoe's time off.

## Tuxedo 2

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Lavon might be mad at Wade, but he does at least tell him that the church donations weren't actually stolen: a crazy townsperson mistook the cash box for his lunch box. And they'll probably make up eventually vis a vis this whole Zoe thing. So he hasn't ruined EVERYTHING.

## Lemon and Zoe

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Both of these two are drowning their sorrows -- Lemon for making her dad mad at her, and Zoe for obvious reasons, which now include the fact that Rose is mad at her for convincing her that Kicker McFlashMob is cheating on her with McKayla Maroney. But lo and behold, guess who gives Lemon the best advice about getting over her heart break? Lemon, who has certainly had her fair share of it. The advice is just to let time do its work, but that hanging onto the hate is not going to help. (Interestingly, this is also what Tansy told her, but she wasn't ready to hear it.)

## Taking Her Own Advice

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Lemon listened to herself and went over to George's boat and told him she wasn't going to hold the whole Leaving At the Altar thing over his head anymore. She didn't mention that her top is really cute, but maybe that goes without saying.

## FIRE

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Despite how this photo looks, Zoe has not set Wade's ear on fire. Instead, she brings over his stuff and tells him that she doesn't actually hate him. And maybe some time they will be able to enjoy Kitchen Pastries together again. That is not a euphemism -- this relationship feels O.V.E.R. On to the next hot single dude!

[Fug the Show: Hart of Dixie recapIn which Zoe deals with the aftermath of her breakup the way everyone has dealt with the aftermath of a breakup: waking up with candy stuck to her face, singing angry songs, eating pie, and taking to her bed. Poor Zoe. Wade deals with the aftermath of being Wade by looking sad and feeling bad about himself, and having some of his belongings set on fire. Poor Wade.![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/img_2194.xml)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-the-show-hart-of-dixie-10-03-2013/)