> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # Fug the Show: Hart of Dixie recap - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-the-show-hart-of-dixie-6/ - Published: 2013-02-05T18:00:37.000Z - Updated: 2014-03-01T04:11:06.000Z - Author: Jessica - Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:31 ## Requisite Shirtlessness ![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2013/02/img_1920.png) A nearby town has released a TV ad extolling the virtues of their strawberries -- despite the fact that BLUEBELL is supposed to be the number one Strawberry-Picking-Destination of the South! They're even using shirtlessness, despite that fact that BLUEBELL is supposed to have the most shirtless dudes in Alabama! Mayor Lavon Hayes is DISPLEASED. ## AIR GUITAR!!!!! ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/02/IMG_1923.png) Meanwhile, Wade is going out of town to play a one-night-only reunion of his band, the Mattress Police -- which includes his nutty ex, Lily Anne WhateverHerLastName is. Zoe isn't going because Tim Matheson is "out of town" (AKA not getting paid for this episode). Good thing, too, because they're about to get hit by a flu epidemic. TOPICAL!!! ## The Pitch ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/img_1927.xml) George decides he and Tom can make a better pro-strawberry commercial than those fools in Filmore. His pitch involves paying for Taylor Swift, a crane, and the use of a Beatles song, but Lavon gives him and his cute sweater the go-ahead. ## Achew! ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/02/IMG_1932.png) Did I mention the flu had arrived in town? Spoiling Rose's on-going efforts to see the Black Keys in concert, among other things, like the date Lemon has finally made to have sex with her Orthodontist Boyfriend. Lemon is adorable about that, by the way -- realizing that OB is coming over to finally nail her (after 8 sexless weeks of dating, about which AB is a bit horrified, comparing it to when they were watching the Olympics opening ceremony and wondering, "when are we going to see some gymnastics?!"), she gasps that she needs to do some Pilates and refinish her floors, and who amongst us have not felt that? ## Lavon's Hats ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/img_1933.xml) I love Lavon's hat collection and white belt. In other Lavon news: he is totally hot for AB, and she for him... but she also feels like she can't date him because it would violate the Girl Code of not being allowed to date a man your friend once loved. I do think that when you live in a town as small as BlueBell, that code might need to be revised. ## COATS ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/img_1934.xml) I love this skirt on Lemon -- she and AB are arguing against Lavon and Zoe's plan to close the town borders to prevent the spread of the flu, because her Sex Orthodontist is coming from out of town. AB is wearing yet another coat that I think is both hideous AND adorable. Hidorable? Adorablous? ## And....ACTION. ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/img_1935.xml) On the other hand, this dress is just hideous. Also, this ad is about to crash and burn because everyone in town is about to get the flu, spread by Wade, who sneaks back in past the closed-unless-you-have-proof-of-a-flu-shot borders and then collapses in his shack. ## JACKETS ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/img_1936.xml) Zoe has worn this jacket before, and I still love it. ## Not Impressed ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/img_1937.xml) Oh, right: Magnolia. She's having a party because Brick is out of town and Lemon is planning to be too busy having sex with an orthodontist to watch her, and thus she will be home alone. This party doesn't happen, of course, because everyone gets the flu. McKayla Maroney is not impressed. ## Uh-Oh ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/02/IMG_1940.png) Lemon is trying to prep for her Sex Date, and is considering wearing a pantsuit. AB kindly steps in to talk her off the ledge. She also forces her to read parts of *50 Shades of Grey*, though, which I feel like is going to push back onto a whole NEW ledge. ## Take Two ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/02/IMG_1942.png) AB -- scared of her attraction to Lavon -- quits the commercial and claims to be sick. They swap in Cricket. AND give her a better dress. ## Contagious! ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/img_1945.xml) The really sick person, though, is poor Lemon. She's getting sick all over her sex date. But at least she looks great in the dress? Way better than the pantsuit. ## I'm Getting Sick Just Watching This ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/img_1946.xml) Oh, right: the Wade/Zoe story is that he doesn't like to be nursed when he's sick. She's annoyed, because...doctor. Don't worry, you guys. The flu does not break them up, not even when Zoe discovers she's dating Typhoid Mary. ## I Love Him ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/img_1948.xml) Speaking of nursing, Lavon comes over to take care of AB, and his services include READING GARDENING MAGAZINES TO HER. He is the best. They also nearly kiss, but AB freaks out. KISS HIM AB KISS HIM. Except I actually totally understand why she doesn't want to do this to Lemon. CONFLICTED FEELINGS. ## Lemon ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/02/IMG_1950.png) Speaking of Lemon, she is REALLY REALLY trying to play through the pain of her flu. ## Team Orthodontist ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/02/IMG_1954.png) The good news is, the Orthodontist is a class act and nurses her through the night, instead of, you know, carnally rocking her world. ## Repeats? ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/img_1955.xml) Yeah, BlueBell has set up some kind of triage tent to corral all the flu sufferers, which seems unnecessary and terrible. If I have the flu, the last thing I want to do is lay in a giant tent with everyone else who has the flu. I want to doze on the couch watching a *Storage Wars* marathon. ANYWAY. I have myself worn yellow pants with a leopard print top, so I clearly dig Zoe's ensemble here. ## WHOOOOO ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/img_1957.xml) So AB goes over to Lavon's to return his soup pot and tell him not to kiss her anymore but then THIS HAPPENS. ESCANDELO! ## Aw ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/02/IMG_1958.png) Hey, look who learned that it's nice to take care of your sick loved ones. HUGGING AND LEARNING. [Fug the Show: Hart of Dixie recapIn which the flu comes to BlueBell.![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2013/02/img_1920.png)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-the-show-hart-of-dixie-6-02-2013/)