Carl Winslow Rules

It's no surprise to me that Carl Winslow -- who is, here, working on his blog, on which he refers to Zoe and Judson as "Zudson" -- has a natty walking stick. He is the best dressed person in Bluebell.

Dont Say I Never Did Anything For You

And Wade is the best UNdressed person in Bluebell. I'm just saying.

Lemon Just Sleep With Him Already

Here, Jason Street is all mopey because Lemon Doesn't Care About Him and normally, I'd be all, "Jason Street, her mom is terrible! This is not about you!" but actually I think she DOESN'T care about him, and that's a problem. That being said, I like this dress. FOR ONCE.

Judson Loves Goats

It cracks me up that this show ONLY uses cut-away shots of Judson on the phone when an animal is in frame. He's never at a coffee shop, or walking down the street. He's always in the middle of chatting up a goat when he gets a call.

Just Add Bubbles

I do love a good robe.

What The Hell Is She Wearing?

Smash cut to Mad Men. I mean, right? Skinny ties and brown liquor = Don Draper's around here somewhere. (Please let Don Draper be around here somewhere.)

What the Hell IS She Wearing?

....I just can't even, you guys.

ls Lavon Wearing Velvet

Lavon, on the other hand, wisely knows that the smoothest man in town wears a burgundy velvet jacket on Valentine's Day.

I MEAN SERIOUSLY

I MEAN COME ON. This jacket looks like a rash mated with a crepe myrtle.

Rachel Bilson Has Great Eye Makeup

I do think Zoe might make more friends in Bluebell if she were willing to share her tips for the perfect smoky eye.

Jammies

And I salute this show for always having her wearing legitimately kind of terrible lounge wear. Because everyone's lounge wear is generally legitimately kind of terrible. I'm wearing Old Navy cropped sweats and a grandpa cardigan RIGHT NOW.

High Five

I'm contractually obligated to end this with shirtlessness.

Fug the Show: Hart of Dixie recap, episode 13

Okay! Happy (pre)Valentine's Day from the Hart of Dixie people, but in Bluebell, it's "The Sweetie Pie Dance," where people dance with their sweeties, and eat pie. It is a great shame that no one got a pie in the face in this episode, is all I am saying. Here's what did happen: Jason Street found out about Lemon's Terrible Mom, and confronted her about it, realizing that this is why she's been so ass-y lately. Lemon continued to have to shoulder the most demanding acting on this show, despite being easily the least skilled actor. Zoe and Wade had a prank-off that was basically the grown-up version of teasing someone because you liked them, which prompted Hot Vet Judson to break up with Zoe, and Zoe to call Wade out on the fact that he Likes Her Likes Her. Wade admits it...and then pretends to be Just Joking. What an ass. I mean, don't get me wrong -- I love me some Hot Neighbor Wade, but COME ON NOW. If you admit you like her, THEN YOU GUYS CAN MAKE OUT. It's the way of the world. Oh! Also, DeeDee knows Mayor Lavon Hayes is hot for Lemon. On to the ensembles!