> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # Fug the Show: Hart of Dixie recap, episode 207 - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-the-show-hart-of-dixie-episode-207/ - Published: 2012-11-20T19:00:21.000Z - Updated: 2014-03-01T04:15:50.000Z - Author: Jessica - Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:31 ## I'm Craz for Lavon Hayes ![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/11/img_0980.png) This episode was clearly originally going to air ON Election Day, until the CW realized that even those of us who watch, like, a LOT of teen-centric programming probably had other concerns. But it IS election day in Bluebell, and Lavon and Ruby are still in a dead heat. Lemon is working her ass off for Lavon, and doing it in an extremely cute shirt. ## Get It On With Lavon ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/11/IMG_0983.png) This shirt is also cute, but don't get too attached because we basically only saw it for one second, as Tim Matheson got all PMS at Zoe about the fact that they're out of pens. ## Lavon Hayes Is Amaz ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/11/IMG_0984.png) He ALSO is snappy with Magnolia, although he has the fortitude not to tell her that she's wearing the ugliest shirt in the entire American South. ## Got a Turkey to Braise? Ask Lavon Hayes ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/11/IMG_0985.png) HE IS NOT SO KIND TO THE MISSING COTTON SWABS. Long story short, Magnolia asks Zoe to make sure he doesn't have like a crazy brain fog or something, and Tim only agrees to let Zoe examine him on the condition that she also teach Magnolia to drive. This all culminates in him admitting he's worried that Long Distance Lover Cousin Emily is breaking up with him and his running down to see her, thus necessitating an absentee ballot that ends up being the deciding vote in the election in favor of Lavon. Not to get ahead of myself or anything. ## Lavon Hayes: Better Than a Longue, Chaise ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/11/IMG_0986.png) I really just wanted to point out that Bluebell has THE BEST SIGNS. They also have so many rituals and parties, I want to move there. For instance, they have a whole tradition where the chicken picks the mayor in the case of a tie. Which almost happened, until Zoe lackadaisically delivers Tim Matheson's deciding vote. ## Lavon Hayes: MAYOR ABLAZE ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/img_0987.xml) I wish I had a better shot of AB's dress here, because it was SO CUTE. Lemon, on the other hand, looks so musty in that color. Why do they keep putting Jaime King in that beige? It does her no favors. In plot news: Lemon is totally in love with Lavon again, and finally admits it to AB, who is sweet enough that she feels like a douche for all the slobbering she'd been doing over Lavon. Lemon is kind of like, "eh, who hasn't slobbered all over Lavon?" It's true. We all slobber over Lavon. We also meet at the bar on Tuesday to discuss. ## Lavon Hayes: Also a Fan of Days ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/img_0989.xml) George is the moderator of the debate, and Scott Porter is basically full-on hilarious this week. It seems so long ago that he, as depressed paralyzed Jason Street, tossed himself off a boat into the ocean to die. (That season of Friday Night Lights was not the best.) I also don't think this tie choice is the best. ## If He Played Basketball, He'd Only Hit Treys: Vote Lavon Hayes ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/11/IMG_0991.png) The debate went much like the first Romney/Obama debate, in that the candidates basically just flirted with each other the entire time and almost made out right there. Oh, wait. Never mind. That only happened on the show. Needless to say, Lemon is REAL UNHAPPY with the idea that Lavon is in love with Ruby, and so am I. For a show that is really good at making everyone have chemistry with everything, Ruby isn't good enough for Lavon AND she's mean to Lemon, which I don't like. The only person who can be mean to Lemon is ME. ## It'd Be Wrong Not to Vote For Lavon...g ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/11/IMG_0994.png) AnnaBeth has the BEST wardrobe. She and Lemon continue to work their Southern butts off for Lavon, but HE kinda doesn't want to win because if he does, Ruby will leave town and he loves her. WHY LAVON WHY. SHAKE IT OFF. PUT ON YOUR BIG BOY PASTEL PANTS AND FIGHT. ## Two Four Six Eight, Lavon Hayes Is Really Great ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/11/IMG_0998.png) Speaking of pants, I like these on Bilson. Her shoulders look great in that tank, too. I love a striped tank. ## One Three Five Seven, Lavon Hayes Is Mayoral Heaven ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/11/IMG_1001.png) The good news: Presley is OUT. I mean, not right here, but later -- mostly because she doesn't believe in voting and then George gives her this stirring speech about it, and she goes and votes, except she votes for RUBY and George is all, WHA, and she is all, "you can't tell me I have to vote, but only for who you want me to vote for," which is a good point, and then she dumps him. See you NEVER, Presley, you were a sincerely annoying character even if we only spent ten minutes with you total. Also, what kind of booze distributor wears that blazer? You look like you're proctoring the CPA exam. ## It Pays to Vote Hayes ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/11/IMG_1002.png) Remember Wade's ex, Tansy? She's moved into this trailer that is six feet outside the city limits. Since they need every vote, Lemon sends Wade out to talk her into voting for Lavon, and it turns into this whole thing where he wants her to move the trailer into the city, but he's a dick about it, and so she doesn't want to do it, and he needs to call in George to a) move the trailer with his truck and b) undo his dick-behavior. I just want to point out that Tansy's Airstream is extremely adorable. ## Don't Get Conned, Vote for Lavon...ed ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/11/IMG_1014.png) Yeah, so George agrees to let Tansy cut his hair -- as moderator of the debate, among other things, he points out he'll be a great walking billboard for her hairstyling career -- and then Wade gets sick of waiting for him to be moderator and just hooks up Tansy's trailer and moves it himself WHILE SHE IS CUTTING GEORGE'S HAIR. OH WADE. ## LOVE ON Lavon ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/img_1015.xml) George isn't very happy with him either. ## Kindly Flirt With Lavon's Shirt ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/11/IMG_1020.png) Soooooo, Lavon told Ruby he thinks she's dreamy, and this happened, RIGHT as he was announced as the winner of the mayoral race. EVERYTHING'S COMING UP LAVON. ## Go to the Mat For Lavon's Hat ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/11/IMG_1021.png) Nothing is coming up Lemon. Even that dress. ## Lavon Rocks Down to His Socks ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/11/IMG_1022.png) I appreciate that Ruby had the forethought to wear her American Stripes dress for election day. I don't appreciate how she and Lavon are getting back together. I know, I know, the show needs a stumbling block before they get Lavon and Lemon back together, and it is unrealistic to think that Lavon Hayes, Beloved by all in Fug Nation, would stay single, but....you feel me. What I also feel is that, no joke, this show is kind of unparalleled in doing a successful love triangle. Well, this and *Vampire Diaries*. The CW: where Dawson-Joey-Pacey was the failed beta test for all triangles that came later. ## L A V O N! ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/img_1025.xml) It wouldn't be a recap without shirtlessness and bralets. Shirtlessness And Bralets, by the way, are opening this weekend at the Rammer Jammer. See you there! [Fug the Show: Hart of Dixie recap, episode 207Poor Lemon.![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/11/img_0980.png)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-the-show-hart-of-dixie-episode-207-11-2012/)