Yawn

Zoe wears cute jammies. She also apparently sleeps in full, perfect eye makeup and false lashes.

Ugh

I don't think it's an accident that George looks totally relaxed when he and Lemon are broken up, and Lemon is dressed -- here, to tell their minister the wedding is off (he won't turn his key, and makes them enter this Couples Race event to Practice Teamwork, and of course it does make George decide they shouldn't break up. Also: you know it's a Josh Schwartz-affiliated show when there's a different random social event every week.)

Think of Chanel

Lemon. Before you leave the house, LOOK IN THE MIRROR AND TAKE OFF ONE ITEM. Gawd.

On the other hand

This dress is so cute. I want it. (That's Rose, remember her? Neither did I. And at the end of this episode, she's all dying of a burst appendix. By which I mean, her appendix burst but I am sure she'll be fine five minutes into tonight's episode because this is Hart of Dixie and not Grey's.)

Hello

I just wanted to look at Lavon's guns for a sec.

Argh

I was sort of irrationally angry that Lemon and George's minister never agreed to let them postpone the stupid wedding. It's FINE if he wants them to try counseling but when one person wants to get out of a wedding, that wedding is officially then NOT HAPPENING PERIOD. That's how it works. I just feel like George CLEARLY doesn't really want to marry Lemon and yet no one in his life other than Zoe really seems to believe that and even the show doesn't believe it. I don't know, you guys.

On the Other Hand...

I DO know that I really like this dress. This what I would wear if I were marrying someone at the courthouse. (I'm not. But JUST IN CASE. I was actually supposed to get engaged this weekend, per Susan Miller at Astrology Zone. Instead, I bought a fabulous giant potted plant for my living room and had some really good cheese. I guess that's close. I do LOVE cheese.

Why

I may have forgotten to mention that Tansy, HNW's ex-wife is back in love with him (until she realizes HE is in love with Zoe). I think it will be easier to get over him if she remembers that he's wearing a Texas Tuxedo to tend bar.

Jeez

I had this shirt. In 8th grade. It came from Victoria's Secret's mail order catalog and I wore it over leggings. It was extremely stylish at the time.

In fairness:

Fine. Lemon looks great here. I love it. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW LEMON? CAN YOU LEAVE GEORGE ALONE?

Snappy

Lavon can really wear a hat. And a vest. Even together! That's no mean feat for a man.

For You

This is the obligatory Tim Matheson Picture for Our Friends In the Comments Who Love Him.

Orange

OH JUST MAKE OUT. SOMEONE MAKE OUT SOME MORE. No one makes out on this show. Also, no one has any fatal diseases, and there are no vampires. And no one really works. Or races around the world. Or has to make meals from weird ingredients. Or is a Housewife. So what is this show about? AND WHY IS IT STILL SO CUTE?

Fug the Show: Hart of Dixie recap, episode 21

All you need to know is that George and Lemon are getting back together, despite the fact that she was incredibly, super irritating this entire episode, and perhaps her entire life. You also need to know that Hot Neighbor Wade has decided he needs to get over Zoe, and one of the reasons given are her "stupid shorts." I would like to tell HNW that he would have a lot more sympathy to build on if he hadn't been a total jerkwad for like SIX WEEKS. You should also know that I'm worried that Lavon is never going to have a viable girlfriend option on this show despite the fact that a) he's the mayor, b) he's a football star, c) he's loaded, d) he has an endless supply of pastel pants and flattering hats, e) he cooks, f) he owns a giant fantastic house, and g) HAVE YOU SEEN HIM? You ALSO need to know that Justin Hartley (who NEEDS to come back, given that you don't just plonk him into a show and set up all kinds of interesting conflict with him and then disappear him) is apparently getting a divorce in real life, which is sad because I loved him and Theresa and also I will arm wrestle you for him. Don't underestimate my freakish arm strength.