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Coats!

My personal feeling is, if you feel like you kind of accidentally might have sort of killed a teenager, AT LEAST deal with the fall-out in a great trench like this one.

I Couldn't Help But Wonder...

I just had this moment of realization. I need to start thinking of Lemon as the Carrie Bradshaw of Bluebell: she puts together outlandish outfits (including this tutu) and makes questionable romantic decisions. I DO sincerely covet this clutch, however.

TA-DAH!

I wish they gave Lavon something to do that wasn't just jazz hands in a crisp seersucker suit and a hat. At least he wears them well.

HATS

SEE? (With apologies to Hot Neighbor Wade, who looks like as much of a doofus in that picture as his character has been acting lately. There is a fine line between adorable, big-hearted underachiever (the Pacey Witter) and the screw-up, and I am a little worried that he's drifting into the latter.

Zoe and Addy

Addy looks great (as usual). Zoe actually looks really cute, too, if we ignore the fact that I think those might be....sweatpants-adjacent? Let's just pretend that never happened.

<i>The Help</i> will never end

I would love to see how many flowered dresses are in the Hart of Dixie wardrobe room. I predict there are over 50. It's got to be like a bouquet in there.

Ta-dah 2

The Obligatory Tim Matheson Shot.

I really need those TPS reports, ookay?

The Obligatory Shot of Gary Cole's Mustache.

Greetings

I DO like this peignoir on Lemon. I mean, if you're trying to amp up the romance in your relationship (...two weeks before your wedding that one of you didn't want to go through with until he had to save you from almost falling off the top of a building), lingerie IS a must.

BUT

If she had to get her head stuck in a bed, at least her makeup looked good doing it.

SOULMATES

THIS COAT. IT WILL BE MINE. You can even see the reflection of my ARMS reaching out to grab it from beyond the televisual plane.

Staying Alive

She can keep this one.

Fug the Show: Hart of Dixie recap, episode 21
First of all: we learned Friday that Hart of Dixie was renewed for a second season, and we're actually really excited. This show is too cute to be cancelled. Sadly, Ringer WAS axed, so I suggest we all take a moment of silence for Heather's exceptional recaps. And also for Ioan Gruffudd, who is too hot not to be on TV weekly. Second: on Friday, Jaime King tweeted us that she was bummed we never say anything kind about her anymore, so I want to get this out of the way right at the top: She was really funny this week when Lemon got her head stuck in the bed. In fact, I'd argue that when this show lets Lemon be funny -- like when she was pretending to be HNW's trashy wife, or the time and she HNW and George were cat burglars -- is when this show works best. So, more comedy for Jaime next season, writers! Also: I did really like her pants last week, so there you go. Third: what actually happened on this episode. Not very much, considering it's the penultimate episode of the season. Zoe decided she almost killed Rose by not realizing Rose's appendix was about the burst (but in her defense, it's not like Rose was rolling around on the ground holding her side and moaning). So the fact that Zoe decided to LEAVE TOWN FOREVER over this was ridiculous, and it's apt that she changed her mind and came back. George and Lemon decide to get the romance back in their relationship -- a great sign one week before their wedding, which...I can't even. -- by going to a hotel for the night, where they get drunk and Lemon gets her head stuck between the bars of the iron bedstead. As amusing as that was, I can't IMAGINE they're really doing to marry them off tonight. I mean, right? Because....I mean...no, right? Right. Lavon: did nothing but wear a good hat, because they seem to have no idea what to do with him. Hot Neighbor Wade: blew an opportunity to get a loan for his bar (that Lavon set up, because Lavon rules) and is....a screw-up? I don't know, you guys. The middle of this season had a lot of interesting conflict and love-quadrangles going -- Lemon's mom, Lemon and Lavon vs Lemon and George, Zoe and George, Zoe and Wade, etc -- and all of it has kind of wilted in the last couple of episodes. Hopefully they were just treading water for the finale tonight, because Wade Continues To Screw Up is kind of a weird place to take a character that used to be pretty likeable, and I think Lemon and George are both funnier when they're not together. So....I guess we'll see? Let's take a look at what they all wore.

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