Big Love

THIS would have been an interesting direction for the show to decide to go. Obviously, though, it is a dream sequence. In case you're wondering: George has issues. Torn between two lovers, feeling a fool, etc etc.

Heh

And then Lavon shows up in George's dream, which I assume is to represent George's confusion over Lemon's affair with Lavon, but I decided was because George is secretly actually in love with Lavon. THAT would ALSO be an interesting place for this show to go.

White Wedding

Of course Lemon sleeps in her bridal peignoir.

Good Morning

a) this blazer is super cute, and b) any outfit looks better when it's accompanied by coffee.

Lavon

Lavon was particularly funny in this episode. Funny/charming. I don't know if I think he and the actress who plays Annabeth are going to actually have any chemistry, but I suspect we will find out soon enough. Look for my complaints here.

Lavon Full-Length

I mean, sharp, right?

Guns

I apologize for my FINGERS in the edge of this shot. I was clearly MESMERIZED BY THOSE GUNS. Plot-wise, Zoe and HNW got caught in a rainstorm (of course), and had to take cover in a barn (obvs), where they had shenanigans involving the rescuing of a baby goat (natch).

Tousled

If only I looked this good when I get caught in the rain. I look like a water-logged ferret instead.

Attack of the Thumb

Also: that belt is great.

Pecs

Hello.

PECS

HELLO.

Whoops

(Not to take away from the ABS PARADE but hilariously, suddenly HNW was re-shirted, but ONLY for his trot back to the barn, because:)

MORE PECS

This happened immediately thereafter. This looks like the cover of a self-published romance novel to me. ONE I MIGHT WRITE NOW.

Enjoy

Obligatory Tim Matheson shot.

Here Comes...Oh, Wait

Poor Lemon. She actually looks great for her big Jilting. I actually am very interested to see what this means for her next season. It might be good.

Post Coital

FINALLY SO MANY ABS AND SO MUCH MAKING OUT. Thank you, show. You have heard my pleas. Keep it up next season.

George

And, finally, of course it's not a romance if someone doesn't show up at your door in the rain to proclaim his love. I can't tell you how often that's happened to me.

Fug the Show: Hart of Dixie recap, season finale

So, after a couple of disappointing and underwhelming episodes, Hart of Dixie nailed its season finale. SO MUCH FINALLY HAPPENED. In a nutshell: George told Lemon an hour before the wedding that he couldn't marry her (after spending all day organizing moving the wedding from the town square inside, due to a crazy storm), and she responded by punching him in the face. Hot Neighbor Wade was extra hot and extremely neighborly, as he and Zoe decided they needed to Do It in order to get along properly (because sexual tension is what was causing all of their interpersonal issues, they claim. Whatever you say, you two). So they do. And as they're all being post-coitally adorbs, a knock comes at the door of Zoe's shack. Lo, it is George, who tells her he called off the wedding, kisses her, and skips off into the rain. LOVE TRIANGLE FULLY LOADED. Also: I think Brick has the hots for one of George's cousins (age-appropriate cousins, not like some twentysomething hussy), and Annabeth seems to have the hots for Lavon which FINALLY HELLO. Let's look at the outfits, and by "outfits," I mean a lot of wedding dresses and shirtless HNW YOU ARE WELCOME.