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# Fug the Show: Pretty Little Liars, episodes 4-1 and 4-2
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-the-show-pretty-little-liars-episodes-4-1-and-4-2/
- Published: 2013-06-25T20:00:47.000Z
- Updated: 2013-06-25T05:53:15.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:35

## Hanna

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All you need to know about those red shiny pants is that I have a flashlight that looks exactly like them. I do love that Hanna's shirt appears to have little lipsticks all over it, while she sits on the bed and talks to Emily about things I don't remember. Probably to do with Mona and whether she's still evil, and not enough about why it is that Mona is getting away with not telling them who is pulling the strings. I think she's claiming she doesn't know. It's bad when the characters in the SHOW don't even have an idea what's happening. (Note: When I say bad, you must know that even when I have no clue what's going on, this show is compulsively watchable and well acted by the four leads if not usually by any of the new dudes they're trying to introduce.)

## Mona and Hanna

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/e13.xml)

So, the girls are tentatively trusting Mona because she helped them out with the cop car, which turned out not to have a dead human, but a dead pig in the trunk. (And a dead pig of FORESHADOWING, because the day after they found it, Officer Wilden turned up dead himself.). She also stole footage of Sydney Andrews running over Wilden and then fleeing, and has been answering their questions MOSTLY OFF CAMERA, ARE YOU KIDDING ME, and they don't know what to make of her right now and nor does anyone watching. But if you ask me, you cannot trust a person who allows you to wear those pants without an intervention. And with those shoes... she looks like Space Station Bieber.

## Hanna and Mona

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/e12-e1372135412530.xml)

Mona is locking up her RV of Mischief (please do not ask me when she got an RV of Mischief, but do ask yourself why you DON'T have one) in a conveniently procured trailer-size shed, because why search it NOW for clues about Things, when you can put it off long enough for someone to steal it? I want to note that Mona is wearing the most impractical RV-shed-parking shoes in the world.

## Aria

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/e14.xml)

Aria, who has broken up with Ezra so that he can go back to teaching at the school where he had the jailbait incident that almost prevented him from ever working anywhere again, is trying to hide from her emotions by wearing actual camouflage.

## Aria

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/e15.xml)

Unfortunately, she's wearing it over a huge shirt that looks like a literal ode to crapping all over yourself. (Sorry to be crass, but it just DOES.) Despite her camouflage and crap shirt and longing glances doing NOTHING to hide the fact that she's still in love with her teacher -- WHO IS AGAIN HER TEACHER -- she principal truly believes they are no longer seeing each other AND YET SHE IS STILL IN HIS CLASS. This would never happen, and also, he NEVER would have gotten a job at that school after dating one of his underage students, even if they pretended (as they are) that it happened after he left. Just no. Parents should be picketing, and students should all be trying to get in his pants (I mean, it IS Fitz; he's dreamy).

## Hanna

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/e16.xml)

Hanna is having nightmares about Wilden and dead pigs, which have left her so bereft of energy and good sense that she's wearing panty hose tied around her forehead like some kind of off-duty homespun ninja. Oh, honey, if you have a giant stress zit, just cut yourself ill-advised and choppy bangs like every other person. Blair Waldorf would be horrified at this behavior. I really wish A would start commenting on this stuff in his/her evil text messages: "Psst, your mom is Up To No Good, and so is your accessorizing gene. -A"

## Mona

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/e17.xml)

I can't tell if Blair Waldorf would love this -- on account of the loudness and the patterns -- or hate it on account of how wackadoo it is from the knees down.

## Hanna

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/e18.xml)

And then BOOM: Hanna goes to the mall with Mona and comes home with a beret. I know she probably bought it and thus it didn't come from the headband, but I love imagining a hair appliance that can somehow magic itself into being a hat.

## Andrea Parker

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/e19.xml)

Dead Alison DeLaurentis's mother is back in town, in the form of the awesome Andrea Parker, whom I love. She spends most of her time in button-downs and slacks, unpacking Alison's old things into her old room and talking about birds. Birds who KNOW TOO MUCH. (That comes later.)

## Lady in Black

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/e120.xml)

This person comes into the funeral and NOBODY BATS AN EYE. In what universe would anyone at a funeral NOT turn around and stare at a person wearing a full veil? Is everyone in Rosewood as blind as No Longer Blind Jenna used to be? Crazy shit keeps happening in this town you'd think they'd know how to gossip by now. Also, this person runs the real risk of someone walking up behind him/her and going "YOINK" and pulling off the veil, which is also something at least one person would contemplate doing. Why did none of the Liars -- who all hated Wilden -- sneak over there and do some unveiling? LITERAL UNVEILING.

## Hanna

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/e121.xml)

"Hey, Spencer? I know it's weird that you're calling me on my mother's missing cell phone, which you lifted off Wilden's dead, casket-lying body because A hinted that something was in there, but that's not important right now. Can we discuss why I'm at a funeral of a man who was obsessed with us -- and who we thought might have killed or hooked up with our friend who was about 14 when she died even though he was obviously about 37 -- wearing a freaking bra dress?"

## AND THEN

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/e122.xml)

In fact, everyone looks totally normal at this funeral except for Lace Veil and Hanna, and nobody looks askance at EITHER of them. LOOK ASKANCE, ROSEWOOD. I don't even understand that garment. It's like she walked out in the middle of a dress fitting. It is so awful and hilarious that it might be some kind of miracle.

## Hanna

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/e20.xml)

You can't tell here, as much, but Hanna's shirt totally exposes her black bra, which is too bad for her. But they're all stressed out because -- you are not going to BELIEVE this -- SOMEONE STOLE THE RV OF MYSTERY BEFORE THEY COULD SEARCH IT. I know, it's totally surprising. Mona apparently doesn't know who stole it (but we do: It was Toby. A is blackmailing him with information about how his mother REALLY died, because the one thing we need on this show is more layers of blackmail. Actually, I do love some blackmail, and at least stuff HAPPENS on this show, ahem, REVENGE) and so nobody trusts anybody anymore again one more time.

## Hanna

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/e21.xml)

Also, Hanna is apparently tying all her shirts now. So I guess that's happening.

## Hanna, Aria

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/e22.xml)

And when she's not tying her shirts, she's doing loud, minty things with them. Although this actually isn't so awful. Aria, however, looks like a volunteer at a '90s emo rodeo.

## Spencer

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/e23.xml)

"There's a My Little Pony on my WHAT?"

## Hanna

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/e24.xml)

Okay, in this scene, we are asked to believe two impossible things: 1) That Hanna would be awake and at a friend's house by 10 a.m. on a Saturday (we know this because she says so in this message she's leaving for Spencer), which is insane -- there is no way Hanna doesn't sleep until noon at every opportunity; and 2) That Hanna would be awake and at a friend's house by 10 a.m. on a Saturday in a fully accessorized, meticulously planned outfit.

## THE BIRD WHO KNOWS TOO MUCH

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/e25.xml)

And HERE IS THE BIRD. I am not kidding about this: Hanna finds out Alison kept him down at her summer place where she was Up To Things one summer with a bunch of other tertiary characters on this show, three of them now also dead. And when Alison's mom mentions how great the bird is at imitating Alison because it listened to her all the time, Hanna decides the bird might be able to tell them things. And it starts singing a song that Spencer figures out is a phone number, and she actually FIGURES IT OUT and calls it and nothing happens (yet). But seriously. The bird knew things. AND IT TOLD. Sort of. Side note: Birds are super creepy. NEVER TRUST THEM.

## Mona

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/e26.xml)

I guess this is what you wear when you're a former mental patient who is now trying to wheedle information from the cops who are investigating the fact that four people you hang out with were a) harassed by the dead cop and yet b) at his funeral. Mona is not subtle, really.

## A

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/e27.xml)

And THEN, the button on the episode is that the BIRD WHO KNEW TOO MUCH goes missing before it can tell anyone anything else... and we see a mysterious person slap a roasted bird carcass on a plate and start cutting. I laughed out loud even though this is awful...

## TBWKTM

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/e28.xml)

... and then suddenly no, the bird is ALIVE and being fed OTHER BIRDS. So now it's THE BIRD WHO KNEW TOO MUCH AND IS ALSO A CANNIBAL, which will lead to it becoming THE BIRD WHO ATE TOO MUCH, and that's not going to end happily.

Plot-wise, the rest of it is: Hanna's mom pretends she was out of town but has dirt-covered Manolos that Hanna realizes match crime-scene prints from Wilden's murder, and also, she lied about her missing cell phone. SUSPICION. Spencer learns Toby stole the RV and in exchange got papers that call into question whether his mother actually committed suicide. And Emily hurt her shoulder during A-Related Shenanigans, and drugs herself up so much to impress Stanford at a swim meet that she bonks her head on the wall. OOPS. I'm sure I missed something but we won't remember any of this in three episodes anyway.

[Fug the Show: Pretty Little Liars, episodes 4-1 and 4-2This show has finally outdone itself by adding into the plot A BIRD WHO KNOWS TOO MUCH. I wish it would share, because when it comes to this show, for SURE it knows more than I do. Also: a headband that turns into a beret, A Mysterious Person In A Lace Veil, and the worst funeral dress in the world. There is some mild plot in here, and you will need to know some of this from season three: The girls think Alison is still alive; Hanna's mom, a.k.a. Sydney from Melrose Place, was being threatened by Office Wilden (Bryce Johnson from Popular) because he thinks Hanna and her friends did something to Alison, and she decided he was going to hurt her so she ran him over with his own cop car and it recorded the crime, but he survived; Hanna and Aria dumped the car into a lake; Mona dragged it OUT of the lake despite being like four feet tall and dropped it off at Hanna's house to torture her, and then someone else stole it and dumped it in the middle of town with SOMETHING SCARY in the trunk that turns out to be a dead pig. Which is foreshadowing the premiere, in which -- spoiler -- a day later Wilden turned up dead. And everyone forgets that Dead Alison DeLaurentis was like 14 or 15 when she died, max, and therefore all the things they claim she ACCOMPLISHED before her death, many of which were sexual in nature, are super disturbing. Oh, and in the second hour, Aria hooks up with her self-defense teacher, because evidently she has a real jones for people who instruct her.![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/e11-e1372135135606.xml)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-the-show-pretty-little-liars-episodes-4-1-and-4-2-06-2013/)