> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # Fug the Show: Pretty Little Liars, season three, eps 2-4 - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-the-show-pretty-little-liars-season-three-eps-2-4/ - Published: 2012-07-05T16:00:45.000Z - Updated: 2012-07-02T17:46:40.000Z - Author: Heather - Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:31 ## The Liars ![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/06/0043-800x450.jpg) Apparently, part of Emily's grieving process is making her bra public. Aria has traded hair extensions for a mullet-y skirt extension. And Hanna is clearly grappling with a brain freeze brought on by chugging a Slushie made of this show's plot twists. ## Hanna ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/06/0182-800x450.jpg) This top concerns me. It seems both incredibly unflattering, and extremely likely to slide down if at any point she has to run from a would-be assailant -- not something your average teen has to plan for, but remember, Hanna has one stalker in a mental ward and another one lurking out there with a really good data plan. ## Hanna ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/06/0935-800x450.jpg) It's a better idea with the blazer and the belt, but... are those shorts? Well, at least you CAN run in those. ## Aria ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/06/0406-800x450.jpg) If I'm not mistaken, Aria has two sentries standing guard at the place where her shirt opens. I hope they make Ezra stop and solve a riddle before he ventures inside. ## Aria ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/06/1182-800x450.jpg) I feel like Keira Knightley would've wanted to wear this, back in that era when she was in *Pirates of the Caribbean*, and she was running around London in bedsheets she belted across her chest. ## The Liars ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/06/1214-800x450.jpg) Meanwhile, Hanna's earrings are so long they might as well be hair extensions. ## The Liars ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/06/1228-800x450.jpg) I love that today Spencer is giving a little tip to Mr. Rogers. Aria is just renewing her commitment to getting the most awkward tan lines imaginable. And Hanna's shirt is a Seussian Rorschach test in which I see the judgmental face of The Lorax, because obviously, I feel guilty that I spend so much time pillaging trees to make all-purpose fabric. ## Jenna ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/06/1302-800x450.jpg) Jenna is all, " Bitch, please. I know my grandmother got lazy and didn't finish crocheting this sucker. I may be BLIND, but I still have hands." ## The Liars ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/06/1689-800x450.jpg) Aria and Hanna are so bright, they're practically an Old Navy commercial. Spencer had me until I saw her tulle shed down there. And Emily... look, she's GRIEVING, okay? Retail therapy isn't going to fix her dead girlfriend. ## Aria ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/06/1795-800x450.jpg) Of course Aria is wearing orthopedic clogs. What ELSE would she have on? ## Hanna ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/06/2142-800x450.jpg) I feel like this shirt is what Whitesnake groupies wore whenever they turned up pregnant. ## Aria ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/06/2250-800x450.jpg) This outfit was actually kind of great -- she was wearing it with some killer motorcycle books. This show REALLY knows its boots. ## The Liars ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/06/2545-800x450.jpg) Okay, now Spencer looks like she's about to break into "It's A Hard-Knock Life" and then tango with a string mop. Hanna is all bright and cute and on-trend. And Aria looks like she's in one of those ANTM challenges where she has to put on everything she can see in order to keep it. ## Aria ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/06/IMG_3326-800x533.jpg) Sometimes I feel like Hanna and Aria switch personalities. Here, it's a mix -- that's an Aria print, but a Hanna cut. It's Arianna. Or Hanaria. ## Hanna ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/06/IMG_3327-800x533.jpg) However, I love that jacket and wish it were mine. Apparently [it's by Zara](https://www.zara.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/product/us/en/20551/189502/758508/?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io), though, and is sold out online, which means I'm out of luck because I can't get to an ACTUAL Zara anytime soon. ## Hanna ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/06/IMG_3330-800x533.jpg) This thing is bananas, though. It's terrible. Like when you are trying to re-use all those gift bags you've hoarded, but you have to pull out clumps of old tissue paper first. ## Hanna and Aria ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/06/IMG_3337-800x533.jpg) Seriously, I can't even focus on what Aria is wearing. I'm so distracted by whether Hanna is about to blow her nose into her own cleavage. ## Hanna, Aria, and Sydney Andrews ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/06/IMG_3339-800x533.jpg) Okay, I can focus a LITTLE on Aria. She appears to be wearing a colorized version of Chris Isaak's "Wicked Game" video. Speaking of, remember him? Why hasn't HE shown up as a mentor on one of the ten-thousand singing contests on TV? ## Spencer ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/06/IMG_3340-800x533.jpg) You slay me, Spencer. She looks good in everything. ## Spencer ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/06/IMG_3347-800x533.jpg) She ESPECIALLY looks good in this awesome shirt, but I am biased, as I own it. I bought it at Anthropologie, and I also wore it with skinny jeans, and it pleased me. ## Hanna ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/06/IMG_3348-800x533.jpg) Okay, seriously, what the hell is the weather like in Rosewood? One minute Hanna is in a nubbly blazer, and the next, she and the Brassiere Brigade are breaking into someone's apartment. If it's SO HOT that you need to show off your straps, are you really layering tights under a skirt, ARIA? Also, this is so unsubtle. "Hey, was anyone near my apartment recently?" "Can't say I recall -- well, nobody besides those lingerie urchins, obviously." ## Aria ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/06/IMG_3351-800x533.jpg) And to top it all off, she wore boots with their own flagella. They're a leather ode to organelles. And THANK YOU, ninth-grade biology. I FINALLY USED YOU. [Fug the Show: Pretty Little Liars, season three, eps 2-4Jessica and I were discussing this show the other day, and we concluded that we can each only keep track of about half of what's happening, which makes it impossible to process anything until we have compared notes. Y'all know we love some twists and turns, but this is extreme -- it's becoming the Lombard Street of TV shows. That's why I just shut down and look at the outfits. It's easier. Occasionally more detrimental to my wallet, but easier.![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/06/0043-800x450.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-the-show-pretty-little-liars-season-three-eps-2-4-07-2012/)