> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # Fug the Show: Revenge recap - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-the-show-revenge-4/ - Published: 2013-02-22T17:00:58.000Z - Updated: 2014-03-01T04:28:04.000Z - Author: Jessica - Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:31 ## Revenge on the River Revenge ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/img_2022.xml) Nothing like sitting in your summer house, wearing a peplum, thoughtfully examining the pipe-cleaner wedding ring you used as a child when you fake-married the 10 year old boy you were in love with, who is now all grown-up and marrying the stripper/murderer you've paid to impersonate you. ## The Revenge and Future King ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/img_2025.xml) Nothing like walking down the waterfront with the world's worst PR agent and a murderer who used to be on *One Tree Hill* talking about how you're running for office and building a casino even though you have had more bad press than Mussolini and shouldn't be able to get elected dog catcher. ## Sleeping With the Revenge ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/img_2026.xml) Nothing like wandering around your mother's mansion complaining about how mean she is and how much you hate her, while eating the food she bought and living in the guest house she owns. Also, arms. ## Around the Revenge in 80 Days ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/img_2030.xml) Nothing like deciding viewers of your nighttime soap are really invested in a plotline that hinges on meter-reading (Aiden's sister has been dead for six years AS I PREDICTED when the Initiative didn't have her hold up a current newspaper in the video they sent Aiden. Also: NO ONE CARES ABOUT AIDEN'S SAD DEAD SISTER.) ## Revenge With the Wind ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/img_2032.xml) This week, on *Law and Order*, Logan and Briscoe investigate the mysterious case of a New York Coroner's office that REFUSES TO TURN ON ANY OVERHEAD LIGHTS. ## Wuthering Revenge ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/img_2036.xml) Because Emily is an idiot when it comes to hiding her Accoutrements of Revenge, and because her computer password is INFINITY -- you know, like the symbol she has CARVED ON THE OUTSIDE OF HER REVENGE BOX -- Amanda very easily stolen the computer with all the security cam footage on it, and is using it to blackmail Conrad into giving Jack his bar back. I seriously zoned out on half of this stuff because anything that involves the bar immediately puts me into a coma of BOREDOM. ## The Wizard of Revenge ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/img_2038.xml) The Initiative is also blackmailing Padma because: who cares. All I really want to point out here is that while I don't mind a nice snug pant on a man, if we can see all your fingers when your hands are in your pockets, something has gone wrong. ## Revenge Magnolias ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/img_2039.xml) In other news, Victoria has figured out that Lady Initiative McSnoozeville is something something Daniel terrorism something something something, and now they're screwing with her because of Reasons. I can't believe the network has allowed this plotline to go on SO LONG when surely SOMEONE at ABC realized a while ago that no one cares and will never care. ## The Curious Case of Revenge Button ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/img_2043.xml) I feel sorry for Jack. First of all, he's stuck in that incredibly dull Stowaway plotline. Second, he is getting married in this hideous suit. ## Walking and Revenging ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/img_2044.xml) Also, there are very VERY very very few tween boys who would pretend to marry the local neighbor girl, no matter how cute she is. That being said, I actually think Emily's angst at seeing Amanda marry Jack was super well done. Emily VanCamp is good at the more emotional stuff -- whereas I think she is terrible at the Hardened Killer Stuff -- and I wish they would play to her strengths more often. ## Revengemore ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/img_2045.xml) Emily's dress is also great; Nolan looks SERIOUSLY INSANE, which is exactly as it should be. ## The Life Aquatic With Steve Revenge ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/img_2048.xml) Here, Daniel is telling Emily they need to take a step back from their rekindled relationship because he is SUUUUUUPER busy dealing with being framed for terrorism or some shit like that. Who even knows? I am more focused on her shoes. ## Revengic ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/img_2049.xml) They are the kings of the world! Also, let's get this boat exploded and get on with it. ## Revenge and the Beast ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/img_2051.xml) Can we just talk about how Helen Initiative came to visit/blackmail Victoria whilst wearing a headscarf and sunglasses....IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT?!?! *Subtle.* ## The Royal Revenges ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/img_2052.xml) I'd shoot her just for that. Good for you, Victoria. This show needs MORE shooting. ## Out of Revenge ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/img_2056.xml) "I AM HAVING MURDER THOUGHTS." Yeah, so the person we never cared about from the shadowy organization we never cared about is dead. ## The Color of Revenge ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/img_2058.xml) And Aiden and Emily are back together-ish? I guess? Basically? Who even knows. I appreciate her cable knit sweater. ## RevengeGames ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/img_2062.xml) This entire episode is about how "unseasonably hot" it is on Labor Day. A) It's been SUMMER THIS ENTIRE TIME? and B) How can LABOR DAY be unseasonably hot? THAT IS PRIME HOT SEASON. Anyway, Conrad is still yapping about his dumbass plan to run for governor and give the New York Post endless opportunities to out him for any number of really serious crimes, and Victoria is wearing a dress that is so tight I worry for the health of her internal organs. ## Pretty in Revenge ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/img_2065.xml) Meanwhile, Nolan has combed his hair into the Bieber, and has learned nothing from Nicholas Brody and has started doing all his acting into Facetime. Behold: ## For the Love of Revenge ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/img_2067.xml) Give me a break. ## Do the Right Revenge ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/img_2069.xml) Soooooo, One Tree Hill has boat-invaded The Amanda and is there to ruin everyone's lives, ham-fistedly. Basically, he wants Amanda to retract her blackmailing of Conrad, so Conrad can continue to build his casino on the ashes of the Stowaway and One Tree Hill can be RICH and also avenge his own father's murder, which only happened because he was a terrible person. Terror ensues, as well as a lot of waving guns around and yelling and attempted boat-sinking and people getting cracked on the head. ## Revenge Fever ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/img_2070.xml) Meanwhile, Charlotte is the most boring thing since boredom was invented, and Emily is wearing jeans and a sweater despite them being in the midst of an epic heatwave. (The sweater IS cute.) ## On Golden Revenge ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/img_2071.xml) But while Boring Charlotte is chirping about wedding pictures, Emily notices this. Pro tip: when you are stowing away on a boat to kidnap and blackmail its owners, SPEND LESS TIME PEEKING OUT THE WINDOW, DUMBASS. ## Captains Revengeous ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/img_2072.xml) So she and Nolan race off to save Jack and Amanda. Hey, if you run into Sarah Michelle Geller on her speedboat from *Ringer*, give her our best! ## Life Is Revenge ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/img_2073.xml) There was a lot of this. A LOT. ## The Revenge of Being Earnest ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/img_2076.xml) Which is how this happened. Don't worry: Jack is presumably alive, although he just shoved off in an inflatable rowboat and the current took him WHO KNOWS WHERE, and he is bleeding. But this show would never kill off Jack, especially now that Amanda is out of the way of Jack/Emily. (Sorry, Amanda.) ## Lady and the Revenge ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/img_2078.xml) Meanwhile, Victoria looks great at an event to announce The Most Ill-Conceived Political Run Ever. ## For Love of the Revenge ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/img_2080.xml) Emily hops onboard the Boat Amanda to help Human Amanda defeat One Tree Hill. ## Any Revenge Sunday ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/img_2084.xml) Which doesn't really go so well. ## Some Revenge It Hot ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/img_2085.xml) They killed Helen McBoringInitiative and this man popped up in her place. You know he's evil because this actor made evil faces the entire time he was onscreen. ## Jules Et Revenge ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/img_2088.xml) So, Amanda got back on an exploding boat to rescue a necklace Emily gave her, and then she died. And I must admit, it was pretty affecting. This show needs more of this sort of thing, and fewer people yapping about, like, wire transfers and payroll and computer programs. It was both emotional, and well-acted, and it was about something we can all understand rather than something that has been tortured beyond all logical story-telling sense. ## A Revenge for All Seasons ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/img_2089.xml) The family that plots together stays together, although I have no idea what they're actually plotting anymore at this point. REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!! [Fug the Show: Revenge recapThis show. It is such a hot mess. Parts of the most recent two episodes were genuinely interesting and emotional: poor Amanda dying after (stupidly) going back onto an exploding boat to rescue an accessory; Victoria shooting WhatsHerName NoOneCares to protect Daniel from being framed for something Unnamed But Terrorist-y; Emily crying through Jack and Amanda's wedding. And parts of them were just mind-numbingly boring/dumb: the whole blah blah blah about the Stowaway; everything else that ever happened involving the Initiative, ever; Conrad deciding to run for governor despite being a MURDERER whose son was also arrested for MURDER, a TERRORIST, a man whose wife was kidnapped under weird circumstances, and an inveterate cheater, who ALSO knows that basically ALL of this information is ON TAPE SOMEWHERE. There is literally no one in the world less electable. He is a moron, and if he GETS elected, the shows thinks we too are morons. People's political careers get sidetracked if they don't pay their housekeeper properly, much less IF THEY MIGHT HAVE BLOWN UP A PLANE, FRAMED A DUDE, AND THEN HAD HIM SHIVVED.![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/img_2022.xml)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-the-show-revenge-4-02-2013/)