> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # Fug The Show: Revenge, episode 3-11 recap - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-the-show-revenge-episode-311/ - Published: 2014-01-11T21:00:53.000Z - Updated: 2014-02-17T02:26:52.000Z - Author: Jessica - Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:37 ## A Revenge in the Sun ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/img_4471.xml) To recap: last episode, Daniel shot Emily and she fell overboard and a disturbingly high percentage of the viewing audience thought, "maybe they'll kill her off! Wouldn't that be great?" ## Come Back, Little Revenge ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/img_4472.xml) While everyone else is in a tizzy about this, Nolan sees the "socialite Emily Grayson MISSING!!" story on TV and makes his, "you go, girl!!" face in his polka dot robe and basks in the glow of a job he thinks is well done. ## East of Revenge ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/img_4473.xml) And then Patrick is all, "this is terrible!! You poor lamb!! Let me know if I can help!!!!!!" and enjoy it while it lasts, because this relationship is on as much of life support as Emily is. Also, I feel like we need to discuss the fact that, for a man who does as much secretive hacking and whatnot as Nolan does, he has LITERALLY NO SECURITY at his house, which seems particularly stupid, considering. While this is happening, Jack and Aidan are still freaking out about how Emily never showed up at the beach and yadda yadda yadda, Jack blames himself for giving her this deadline to get out of town -- was it too tight a deadline? Did she get sloppy? But no one blames himself for not thinking, "huh, I wonder if it's a bad idea to immerse an electric tracking device in SEA WATER." ## Around the World in 80 Revenge ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/img_4481.xml) We also need to talk about how WEIRD the Police Department set looks. It's like a giant warehouse -- the locker room is stuck in the corner, with walls that only go up halfway? -- and it doesn't look like any actual police department in the world. Everyone is being questioned just randomly out in the middle of a huge room when anyone who's ever seen *Law & Order* \-- so, the whole world -- knows that each of these Graysons would probably be taken into a interrogation room to sweat it out and not get a chance to get their stories straight. Also, the ONLY person who thinks to ask for a lawyer is Victoria. A bride disappears off a yacht on her honeymoon in a flurry of blood and you're the only people on the boat? LAWYER. UP. ## A Hatfull of Revenge ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/img_4483.xml) Like, WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THIS ROOM? Anyway, everyone thinks Victoria did it. Even Lydia, who STUPIDLY lies to the police and tells them she was sitting next to Conrad during the entire trip. Um, "I got weirdly locked into a stateroom," might be information that the police could use, lady. ## Cat on a Hot Tin Revenge ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/img_4484.xml) Emily has managed to hoist herself onto a....conveniently passing boat? She manages to activate her tracker and Aidan manages to find her and then he manages to alert the captain to her presence without drawing attention to himself and then he also manages to speed off in his speedboat after doing this without the captain noticing that either. Everyone in the Hamptons must be blind in one eye and utterly without curiosity. NO ONE is nosy, no one notices shit. ## The Nun's Revenge ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/img_4485.xml) Can we talk about how Aidan basically changed the part in his hair and grew a goatee in TWELVE HOURS? Anyway, he and Nolan and Jack are basically like, "WE ARE SCREWED," and Nolan storms over to the hospital to find out what the hell is happening. (They're pretty sure that Victoria actually DID shoot Emily and let's get real: she would not have been totally blameless had she done so.) ## Days of Wine and Revenge ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/img_4486.xml) In which Patrick is all, "did you kill her? It's TOTALLY cool if you did. Remember how I killed that priest when I tried to kill Conrad? Good times." And Victoria is pretty convinced that she's going down for this entire thing, mostly because "someone drugged me" seems pretty hard to believe. ## The Longest Revenge ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/img_4490.xml) This is the SUPER relieved face Daniel makes when he learns Emily is actually alive. He is SO BAD at pretending he doesn't want her dead that he might as well get a tee shirt that reads, "I shot my wife! Ask me how!" He also seems not at all surprised when the doctors tell him that Emily was NEVER pregnant. ## The Lilies of the Revenge ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/img_4495.xml) Victoria is really peeved that Patrick was involved with Nolan, and Nolan is REALLY hurt that Patrick decided that his loyalty was to Victoria and wouldn't escort him back to see Emily. In short: everyone's real unhappy, and no one even realizes that PATRICK is not actually "a family representative" other than in the most technical sense. All that being said, this scene was at least well-acted, given that it was composed of the only three people on this show who actually *can* really act. This is basically the first time they've given Justin Hartley anything to actually do. ## The Revenge Garden ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/img_4496.xml) Yes, he certainly looks like a loving husband who isn't at all a total murderer. PS: Daniel is STILL really peeved that Poor Spineless Sarah tried to commit suicide because he went through with the wedding (I guess; whatever, she's going to be fine), when really, DUDE, now you can divorce Emily because she LIED ABOUT BEING PREGNANT. You can sue her for fraud, probably, even! And then you can MARRY your still-alive-cakemaker. THINGS ARE LOOKING UP! ## The Revenge of the Iguana ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/img_4497.xml) Good thing Emily has amnesia and doesn't remember that he shot her, because there was totally a moment here where I thought they might have Daniel smother her with a pillow. Which, in truth, would have been AWESOME and I wish they had done that. Can you imagine the splash if *Revenge* went and murdered Emily Thorne? Then the rest of it could be Nolan revenging THAT. Think about it, ABC. Anyhoodle, Nolan has used his phone to hack into the hospital database and he and the other dudes learn that Emily's got Ye Olde Amnesia, and they all decide she's totally faking. But guess what? She's not. Also guess what? Her amnesia lasts like 30 minutes, which is lame. If you're making your heroine an amnesiac, GO THERE. ## Guess Who's Coming to Revenge? ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/img_4501.xml) Meanwhile, Margeaux is wearing a dress with an eye over her boob and giving Jack photos from the moment of the murder, which she did not turn over to the police because SHE thinks this was all Conrad's doing and she's pretty concerned he might murder HER to keep it quiet. ## The Revenge in Winter ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/img_4508.xml) NOTHING enrages Victoria more than Lydia SPILLING WINE ON HER PRECIOUS RESTORATION HARDWARE WINGBACK! ## Midnight Revengeboy ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/img_4509.xml) THEY FIGHT! ## They Shoot Revenge, Don't They? ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/img_4512.xml) Meanwhile, Aidan is going to break Emily -- who he still thinks is faking her amnesia -- out of the hospital, so he gets an ambulance somehow (like, SERIOUSLY, SHOW? SERIOUSLY? Did he just STEAL AN AMBULANCE AND NO ONE NOTICED? Why don't you ever think this shit through, writers? He didn't even NEED to STEAL AN AMBULANCE because NO ONE is in the ambulance bay when he pulled up) but his ENTIRE DISGUISE for sneaking into the hospital, which is full of people who know him, IS LITERALLY JUST A WINDBREAKER ARGH GOD AT LEAST PUT ON SOME FAKE GLASSES. WTFBBQ THIS IS SO LAZY AND NONSENSICAL. ## I Never Sang For My Revenge ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/img_4513.xml) Patrick of course sees Nolan fiddling around with Emily's Big Box of Revenge because NOLAN HAS NO SECURITY and ALSO HIS ENTIRE HOUSE IS GLASS so basically LITERALLY ANYONE IN THE HAMPTONS CAN POP OVER TO SEE WHAT HE'S DOING ARGHHHH. Also, they have a big fight and break up and it's nice that Justin Hartley actually gets to do something here, including calling Nolan out for the fact that both Nolan and Emily are shady boots. ## The Last Revenge Show ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/img_4516.xml) Emily does not recognize Aidan and everyone flips his or her lid. MAYBE IT'S THANKS TO YOUR WICKED AWESOME DISGUISE!! No, it's cuz she has the brain fog real bad. It makes me sad that a show which uses amnesia AND a catfight over wine stains isn't better than this. ## The Revenge of the Jackal ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/img_4519.xml) Meanwhile, Margeaux gives Vicksters her photos from the night of the shooting, the better for Victoria to use them to frame LYDIA for the crime. (V can't have that dumbass Daniel going and confessing, and she somehow gets Conrad to agree to sell out his mistress AGAIN. GET OUT NOW, LYDIA.) Margeaux + Victoria is a combo that might finally get some stuff done around this place. ## Last Revenge in Paris ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/img_4520.xml) Charlotte is trying to help Emily get her memory back by showing her all the professional photos from the wedding, which she has totally all loaded on her iPad despite that fact that the wedding was like 36 hours ago and you know the pictures aren't even in yet. And then she makes this dramatic protestation that Emily's strength has always inspired her -- didn't she hate Emily like two weeks ago -- and Emily is all, "I get it from my father?" and Char is all, "What is his name, Emily? REMEMBER HIS NAME," and Emily is all, "DAVID CLARKE," and Charlotte is all "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?" ## A Revenge Under the Influence ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/img_4521.xml) Like so. ## I Never Promised You a Revenge Garden ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/img_4528.xml) THIS is the totally not freaked out at all face that Jack makes when Charlotte tells him that Emily thinks her father is David Clarke. He basically is all, "OH MY GOODNESS THAT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING NO NO NO NOTHING SHE'S JUST CONFUSED WOW, LOOK THERE'S ELVIS!" But he does realize that he better go over to the hospital and try to use their Love Connection to shock Emily out of her memory loss. ## The Revenge Hunter ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/img_4529.xml) Lydia looks great when Conrad pops by and says, "SOOOOO, I'm going to tell the police you lied to them because....um, reasons....but it's all going to be TOTALLY FINE so don't even worry but also DO NOT LEAVE THIS HOTEL ROOM." ## Ordinary Revenge ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/img_4531.xml) And so obviously she leaves. And that is going to go badly for her; Lydia is totally taking the fall for this thing, which is fascinatingly repetitive. ## The French Revenge's Woman ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/img_4533.xml) It will shock and dismay you to know these two, like, SUPER hate each other and now it's basically war between them, which is a shame because Daniel is too dumb to live and it's like war between a college professor and a bowl of pudding. ## Terms of Revengement ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/img_4534.xml) Okay, so this woman was in the hospital tending to Emily and it turns out she is some super secret possibly Takeda-related doc who treated Aidan's gunshot wound between seasons and she's there...to help him? She appears to also love him. So I can't wait for what is surely going to be a soporific love triangle THERE. I suspect she TOO will eventually try to kill Emily and I will continue to be disappointed when it doesn't happen. ## Children of a Lesser Revenge ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/img_4536.xml) "Hey, Mom, Nolan Ross has a mysterious box he keeps in a wall safe and it's got a double-infinity sign branded into its lid, JUST like the one that Emily has on her wrist, but surely that's a coincidence, right? Because no one would be SO STUPID as to get a TATTOO that matches the symbol on her SUPER SECRET BOX OF REVENGING SECRETS, especially a tattoo on a place SO VISIBLE, and then WAVE IT AROUND, right?" ## A Revenge With a View ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/img_4539.xml) Jack obviously brings Emily's memory back, and she tells him that Daniel shot her. ## Revenge Poets Society ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/img_4540.xml) REVENGE! [Fug The Show: Revenge, episode 3-11 recapThis episode seriously featured a catfight over a glass of wine being poured onto a Restoration Hardware chair.  ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/img_4471.xml)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-the-show-revenge-episode-311-01-2014/)