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# Fug the Show: Revenge, the last three episodes
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-the-show-revenge-the-last-three-episodes/
- Published: 2012-01-24T19:00:13.000Z
- Updated: 2012-06-05T00:27:51.000Z
- Author: Jessica
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:30
## REVENGE
It's not the Hamptons unless someone's holding a gun on you at the clambake you've thrown for the dude you're pretending (?) to love in order to enact REVENGE on his parents for framing your own father for an act of terrorism, is what I always say.
## REVENGE?
But, first, a flashback. Emily/Amanda (Emanda? I'm just calling her Emily) has to pop over to her friend Wacky Gay-ish Weirdo Paranoid Billionaire Nolan's house to apologize for...something (this was three weeks ago, give me a break!) and nothing says, "I'm sorry" like greige jeggings.
## REVENGE!
Meanwhile, speaking of beige, I don't know if it's Francie's best color. Yes, I know *Alias* has been off the air for years, and also that Francie is dead (right? Who can remember these things), but this actress will always be Francie to me, although here she is pretending to be Conrad Grayson's Nefarious Legal Consul. And nothing says "hardboiled divorce lawyer" like a giant-ass bow.
## "REVENGE"
Victoria Grayson, on the other hand, looks fantastic. As always. I don't know how she does it. In fact, the story of a conniving woman who is constantly manipulating and blackmailing all those around her, up to and including helping to frame her own lover for an act of terrorism, yet always looks tremendously pulled together, is the version of *I Don't Know How She Does It* that I REALLY want to read.
## REVENGE?
What else do you wear to crouch over your clambake (not a euphemism) with the man you REALLY love whilst planning the birthday party for the one you're just pretending to love than MORE NEUTRALS? Emily never makes a statement with color. EVER. Unless that color is the red of the Sharpie that she uses to cross out pictures of people on whom she has enacted REVENGE, pictures which she then keeps in a box in her house that will not seem at all freaky or suspicious if someone finds it when looking for some matches.
## REVENGE....
Here's Emily's frenemy -- and Victoria Grayson's Jill of All Trades -- Ashley, who wears that mustard well. I don't understand why Victoria Grayson hasn't yet fired Ashley, given that every event Ashley plans concludes with one of the guests being humiliated via audio-visual REVENGE, but maybe good help is hard to get in the Hamptons.
## REVENGE
Meanwhile, poor Nolan -- who usually accessorizes with multiple polo shirts -- is currently accessorizing WITH BONDAGE. Poor dude. First Emily invites him to her clambake and then she doesn't even notice when he doesn't show up despite the fact that he's her Partner In Revenge, he seems slightly obsessed with her, AND they've got a psycho on the loose. Seriously, Emily is kind of bad at REVENGE. Shouldn't she be worried when he doesn't show?
## REVENGE
Or maybe she's too busy wondering if we can see her butt crack in her bandage dress. The answer is both (1) yes, and (2) what a brilliant ensemble to sport in front of your boyfriend's mother who already like seriously hates your guts.
## REVENGE?
Emily ALSO committed the social faux pas of inviting the townie bartender who catered the event TO THE EVENT ITSELF. WHO DOES THAT? Even if they ARE secretly in love with him. HOWEVER: I would like to thank whomever finally told Conor Paolo to stop using the insane *Good Will Hunting* accent he was using in the episodes prior to these. Good note, guys. He spent the first half of this season sounding like a refugee from deleted scenes from *The Town*. THIS IS THE HAMPTONS.
## "REVENGE"
And THIS is Emily's friend from juvvie who she's paid to pose as Amanda (so, herself) for....like, ever? I guess? But she hasn't told her any of the reasons she wants her to IMPERSONATE ANOTHER PERSON UNTIL THE END OF TIME, basically, and also can we just talk about how it's probably a really bad idea to entrust a stripper you met in juvvie with one of the most important cogs in the wheel of your REVENGE? Unless eventually you plan to kill her, but then you're a killer and also her dental records aren't going to match and then you're going to have to kill the medical examiner and then you're a SERIAL killer. But seriously, given that Emily spent several years in Japan becoming A NINJA I AM SERIOUS, I find it hard to believe she couldn't fake her own death and instead decided to call in not only backup, but sort of slutty, unreliable backup. With terrible taste in outfits.
## REVENGE!
Speaking of Outfits, in the next episode, poor Roger Bart is about to get REVENGED, and not only because he's decided he should dress more like Tom Wolfe.
## REVENGE!!
Victoria looks great, as usual. While Emily is wearing those greige leggings AGAIN. Maybe she spends so much time thinking about REVENGE that neutrals are all she can deal with. Victoria might not hate her so much, though, if she didn't always look so SNOOZY.
## REVENGE!!!!!!!
You know for sure that Fake Amanda Clarke is sleazy because her boobs are always out and her belt buckle is huge. Like, *always*.
## Revenge
The plot line involving Charlotte -- Victoria's child with Emily's dad, whom she's passing off as legitimate, and who is having an affair with Connor Paolo that is totally too mature for high school students (they seriously talked about getting an apartment together and no one hit the ceiling about the fact that she's like SIXTEEN) -- is so boring. Sorry, Charlotte. BUT! Her dress is cute.
## EGNEVER!
In which the person you are paying to pretend to be you TOTALLY flies under the radar of a a small town.
## (REVENGE)
If I cared more about this plotline, I would care more that this dress is terrible.
## \[REVENGE\]
What Emily lacks in color, Roger Bart makes up for. Too bad he's about to be REVENGED out of the Hamptons.
## REVENGE
And as soon as I said that, of course, Emily showed up in this, which is GREAT. I'm also relieved that Nolan has recovered from being terrorized and is back to wearing two shirts at once.
## REVENGE....
See? Why wear one collar when you can pop two?
## REVENGE.
Now, here is one instance when it's important to look understated: when you're REVENGEFULLY burning down someone's house (which includes the only paper copy of his magnum opus, because he is AN IDIOT).
## Whoa. REVENGE
And Roger Bart knows that when you have a guest spot on the hottest new series of the fall as an idiot who doesn't back-up his work, you chew that scenery. You chew it right up.
## Can I interest you in some REVENGE?
And Emily ALSO knows that when you hear that your boyfriend only gets his trust if he gets married, you go right over to his cottage wearing La Perla under your trench EVEN IF you have spent every second of time previously spent in his company wearing drab grey leggings.
## REVENGE!
Later, In a rare semi-mistep, I think Victoria is wearing upholstery. Good cleav, though.
## www.REVENGE.com
And THIS is where I would FIRE the girl I hired to impersonate me for all time. And what I would say to her would be, "Do you SEE ME? DO I LOOK LIKE I'D GO OUT WEARING DENIM HOTPANTS? GET OUT. GET THE HELL OUT RIGHT NOW"
## REVENGE
It turns out the LBD DOES work for everything -- even for that far-off afternoon where your estranged husband busts you for passing off the baby you had with the dude the two of you framed as a terrorist as his.
## REVENGE?
Nice try, Charlotte, but no amount of neck ruffles will make you interesting to me, even though you ARE a secret love child. And I LOVE neck ruffles. Can't you join a cult or steal someone's baby or fall into a well or fall into a well with a baby you're saving from a cult? Take it under suggestion.
## R3V3NG3
In fairness, Emily DOES look nice in this -- it's gold, and very sexy, yet still classy. Which is appropriate for when you accept the proposal of the son of the woman whose life you are trying to ruin.
## REWANYEGAY
And a lackluster negligee is the perfect thing to wear when you have to pretend that you're stoked that your son is marrying a woman you're pretty sure is out to ruin your life. NOT IF YOU GET TO HER FIRST, OF COURSE. REVENGE!
[Fug the Show: Revenge, the last three episodesYeah, yeah, yeah, so we're starting mid-stream with this one. CONSIDER THAT MY REVENGE. You know what you did.\* But in making up for the fact that we haven't been covering this show all season, at the very least you get the last three episodes in one fell swoop. You can assume that the following happened in the episodes we didn't cover: bandage dresses were worn (until Victoria Grayson told her PR Girl who is also apparently her party planner/stylist/personal assistant that she NEVER WANTED TO SEE ONE AGAIN) and revenge was both brung and broughten. Let's look at the clothes. \*The REVENGE on me, of course, is that the first photo there is upside down. Don't worry, it's normal in the slideshow.](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-the-show-revenge-the-last-three-episodes-01-2012/)