> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # Fug the Show: Revenge: the three most recent episodes - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-the-show-revenge-the-three-most-recent-episodes/ - Published: 2012-05-23T18:00:37.000Z - Updated: 2012-05-29T18:00:11.000Z - Author: Jessica - Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:30 ## REVEEEEEEEEEEEEEENGE ![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/05/049.png) "I'd complain that this show is painfully, freakishly fake -- but all the snow money went to my lustrous extensions, so I can't really complain." ## reWENGay ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/05/051.png) "What? I'm an advanced mixer of patterns. This is very directional. Leave me alone. We have to talk about how I have managed to bug every office and bedroom in New York state and set it up so we can spy on everyone all the time on our laptops." ## vengeful! ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/05/053.png) You can tell poor Charlotte's drug problem is getting worse because her hair is getting lanker and lanker. ## revenge revenge bobevenge banana fana fofevenge REVENGE ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/05/056.png) HOW IS EMILY EVEN SUPPOSED TO DRIVE HOME LIKE THIS YOU GUYS? ## rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrevenge ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/05/059.png) Good to know you can totally break into confidential medical records at Hamptons General Hospital simply by putting on some fake eyeglasses and a white coat. And then once you've convinced people you are a real doctor so you can go into the records room, DEFINITELY don't continue to act like you're supposed to be there! LEAVE THE LIGHTS OFF AND USE A FLASHLIGHT LIKE YOU'RE TOTALLY SHADY AND IN DISGUISE. ## venge-ray ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/05/062.png) I almost always put on an open-backed lace cocktail dress when I take my cleavage upstairs to talk to my daughter about her school suspension and her raging Oxy addiction. ## reeeeeeeeeevenge ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/05/063.png) At least Emily knows that the best way to suit up to discover that the dude you are SCAMMING INTO MARRYING YOU FOR REVENGE is actually kind of a douchewad. Oh Emily. Don't act so disappointed in him. You are out to ruin his family. The fact that he is kind of an opportunist is only going to help you. ## !revenge! ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/05/029.png) This was from the episode of the three that was basically all flashback. Behold 2002\. Is it weird that I kind of think Nolan's kind of sexy as Greasy Dylan McKay. ## rovenge? ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/05/031.png) You can tell Emily is trouble because she's wearing so much eye makeup. Much like how we could always tell if Ringer's Poor Twin was strung out. Troubled, strung-out girls = copious eyeliner in TV land. Don't tell Pippa! ## ravenge? ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/05/035.png) On the other hand, 2002 Victoria has a LUXE blowout, which seems totally right. I was thinking while I was writing this, in fact, that the fat, face-framing curls everyone is wearing right now are going to look mad dated in about 3 years (although they are adorbs), while this blow-out is always going to be basically good. ## ruevenge? ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/05/037.png) Speaking of basically good hair....JACK IS NOT INCLUDED IN THAT DISCUSSION. This is resplendent. 2002 Jack is late for his *Dude, Where's My Car?* audition. ## reeeevenge ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/05/040.png) 2002 Victoria's New Years Eve party outfit is kind of hilarious. She was so innocent then. So unaccustomed to rampant life-ruining. On the other hand, I think the life-ruining has been good for her looks. ## REVENGE ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/05/042.png) Because, I mean...really? Victoria. No. No to the neck bow. ## R3V3NG3 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/05/044.png) Yeah, she's TOTALLY UNRECOGNIZABLE IN THOSE BANGS. Admittedly, this was prior to Amanda deciding she was Emily but COME ON NOW. The girl has been lurking all over everyone's lives for YEARS, including at a party where a dude was found dead in a bathtub BY HER and no one thinks, "I know that shifty-acting girl insinuating herself into the Grayson family from somewhere." ## Dude. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/05/047.png) This hair is some revenge right here, is all know. ## reeeeeeeeeevenge ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/05/012.png) "Moooooooooooooooom, it's time for family therapy. I put on my trashiest boots to talk about my hillbilly heroin problem." ## re!venge ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/05/013.png) Before... ## REVENGE ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/05/014.png) ...And after. "You look like a demonic succubus," Conrad said, proving that if this whole Mega Mogul thing doesn't work out, there is always a spot for him here at GFY. (As does Victoria, frankly. We're demonic succubus friendly here.) ## rEVENGE ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/05/015.png) Amber Valletta looks great here, an ANGELIC succubus, if you will. ## REVENGe ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/05/018.png) I will not allow you to touch a square inch of Nolan's pocket square, show. I shall not! ## Revenge! ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/05/020.png) Here's two hot bitches for you. This was a great scene. Victoria was all, "I don't know why are have such a PROBLEM with me," and Amber Valletta was all, "well, for one thing, you held me hostage in your guest room for like three weeks," and Victoria was all, "oh! RIGHT!" ## Rizzyvingizzle ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/05/022.png) I kind of hate Ashley -- she is so mealy-mouthed for someone who is clearly also so evil and also such a terrible party planner -- so I don't mind how unflattering this shot is. I can't BELIEVE the Graysons are letting her PLAN THE WEDDING. THAT IS SUCH A BAD IDEA. She has never thrown a successful party in the entire history of the Hamptons! This wedding is going to be beset with audio-visual miscues involving private sex tapes and embarrassing secrets! That said: her lipstick looks great on her. ## Revenge? ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/05/023.png) "I've been thinking about doing something with my facial hair." ## Revenge ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/05/024.png) "Does this work? I have an electronic survey to record your thoughts. I like how much it makes me look like I just fell out of the Village People." ## revenge ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/05/026.png) Thank God. It had been like THREE WEEKS without Victoria popping up in a new nightgown. I hope she spends ALL of tonight in one. [Fug the Show: Revenge: the three most recent episodesSorry about how LONG it took me to get to all of these. I'm sure you'll find a way to ENACT YOUR REVENGE, just in time for tonight's finale. The most recent three episodes of this season were essentially: "I had someone killed!" "We all have secrets!" "Don't do drugs!" "Trust no one!" "Simple glasses and/or a really basic wig makes for a great and foolproof disguise!" "I am your father, Luke!" "Don't let your totally untrustworthy party planner catch you kissing the townie bartender!" "A simple classic sheath really DOES work for everything, including blackmail!" "It's freakishly easy to get audio-video surveillance materials into the houses/offices of even the most paranoid families!" "Everyone in the Hamptons is unobservant to the point of clinical illness," and "SERIOUSLY. NEVER go to a party at the Graysons. EVER." Also: there is literally no way Nolan is actually dead. I'm just saying. Let's look at outfits!![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/05/049.png)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-the-show-revenge-the-three-most-recent-episodes-05-2012/)