> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # Fug the Show: The Carrie Diaries, episodes 2-6, 2-7, and 2-8 - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-the-show-the-carrie-diaries-episodes-2-6-2-7-and-2-8/ - Published: 2014-01-02T22:00:36.000Z - Updated: 2014-01-06T21:28:46.000Z - Author: Heather - Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:37 ## The Purse Diaries ![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2013/12/cdimg_9043-1024x768.jpg) Carrie starts out still with Weaver, talking to him about how she has to write an essay for Fancy Writing Program (of which we've seen NOTHING) about something that scares her. But nothing scares her, because she's so well-adjusted. Not even wantonly mixing those two patterns, which are heinous together. Just because the '80s was a time of terrors does not mean you can just throw two clashing things together and have it fit the era. HOWEVER, her art-deco-ish yellow purse is the coolest. ## The Sex Diaries ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/cdimg_9045-1024x768.xml) AnnaSophia Robb, fulfilling more of The CW's bralet quota, although this one fits her poorly. So pinchy. Anyway, she realizes -- with some help -- that sex terrifies her, and she can only discuss it in whispers, so AHA, perhaps she will write about that for her essay. I thought this was a fiction-writing program until right this second, although right this second may also be when the writers decided it was NOT. This twist leads to a lot of meta winky-winky stuff about who Carrie Bradshaw becomes, some of which is fine and some of which was totally groan-worthy. ## The Pill Diaries ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/cdimg_9051-1024x768.xml) Carrie is also going on the pill, which came extremely easily to her. I guess she went to the lady-doctor off-camera. She is in a skirt pulled up so high that it makes her look hunchy and strange, and Mouse is wearing the world's worst slacks. She looks quite era-appropriate. Carrie suddenly looks like her inspiration board is full of photos of her old boss at the law firm. ## The Jeans Diaries ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/cdimg_9052-1024x768.xml) Maggie's hopes of reconciling with Carrie are as high as the rise on her pants. Spoiler: It happens later. I hope she doesn't decide that means these pants are good luck. ## The Whoa Diaries ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/12/cdIMG_9056-1024x768.jpg) Carrie calls a meeting at "Interview" with Larissa and Samantha. Yes, the intern calls a meeting with her apparently important boss and some other woman who doesn't work there but constantly hangs out there anyway. Larissa amuses me a bit more now that we have Samantha to roll her eyes, though -- without that dose of skepticism and Carrie's constant adulation, Larissa was too much to take. She does, however, pull off this blouse that looks like a gilded throw pillow. ## The Eyebrow Diaries ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/cdimg_9059-1024x768.xml) See? Skeptical. This is because Carrie has asked them both about sex, and Larissa and Samantha -- who still don't like each other -- start trying to outdo each other with which sex positions they've tried. I think the rivalry with Larissa -- and presumably the wintrier weather -- has been good for Samantha, because she's not dressing as much like a tired rock groupie. However, I hate that they're using Larissa to make Samantha seem lonely for a relationship: Harlan (Dadshaw's boss) shows up with roses for Larissa, and Samantha stares wistfully at them, which... no. ## The Buddies Diaries ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/cdimg_9067-1024x768.xml) Maggie and Sebastian are friends, sort of, although mostly the only thing they have in common is that Carrie isn't speaking to either one of them. While they discuss this, Maggie gets cranky and runs off and vomits into a trash can, which is how I punctuate every conversation. ## The Uterine Diaries ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/cdimg_9070-1024x768.xml) And then after Maggie pukes in a school trash can, she wrestles a giant pregnancy test out of her purse and HOLDS IT UP IN THE AIR. No high-schooler would ever do that. Someone is ALWAYS coming around the corner. NOBODY WOULD DO THIS. At LEAST have her run into a bathroom stall to vomit so that you can get the shot. This is insanity. ## The Jerk Diaries ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/cdimg_9071-1024x768.xml) I thought that was a tank top with holes in it, until I looked closer and it's tiny lipsticks. Cute. NOT cute: Weaver thinks Carrie writing about sex is pathetic and desperate, and will get her laughed out of class, so he prods and pushes and ridicules her about it by claiming that writers have to push through the pain to find true genius. Of which he is evidently the arbiter, because his play isn't open yet but three people think it's going to be really good (which, how is that possible, when we just saw that the entire preview audience didn't understand that it was supposed to be funny?). ## The Costume Diaries ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/cdimg_9081_2.xml) CLOTHES. I wanted you to know that Walt and Nolan from REVENGE are collar-soulmates, and Carrie is just... neon, and as usual, insufficiently back-combed. ## The Ex Diaries ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/cdimg_9085-1024x768.xml) Sebastian swings by to be the perfect boyfriend, supportive of her, confident she is funny and talented, etc. Except he's not her boyfriend. This leads to a tortured metaphor with Weaver's too-big, too-itchy winter coat and how it doesn't fit right -- compared to the one Sebastian gave her, which fits perfectly -- and so Goldilocks leaves Weaver's porridge on the front stoop to get cold because she doesn't want it anymore. ## The Outfit Diaries ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/12/cdIMG_9086-1024x768.jpg) Worse for Weaver, Carrie dumps him while wearing something very cute. You don't want the person to swan away looking fabulous after she has chewed on your heart and declared it inedible. ## The Threesome Diaries ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/cdimg_9088-1024x768.xml) Somehow, Samantha and Larissa decide to do a threesome with Harlan. Who gets stuck at work, and then in traffic. Which would also never happen because that guy would've made sure he was in the apartment THREE HOURS EARLY just to make sure he got his, and also, I don't really believe Larissa would let Samantha into her bedroom. But, you know. Sexual Position Bingo. Anyway, Sam shows up with whips and whatnot, and their sparring gets them so hot that they make out, then set up a camera so Harlan can have video of the two of them having sex without him. What? No. I MIGHT buy these two deciding they have torrid, sexually experimental chemistry even though they hate each other. Maybe. But this is where it gets tough, because we know HBO Samantha Jones better and her foray into lesbianism was SO dissected and discussed that I don't believe she'd ever done it before. I know they're not the same people really, and artistic license, yada yada yada, but this is one of those times when it might have been better not to bother. Especially because so far this has gone NOWHERE. ## The Whiskey Diaries ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/cdimg_9089-1024x768.xml) Maggie barges in on Sebastian's lonely brooding time and they get drunk and make out. But then they stop because he's not into it and she's not that into it either, because she's just sad about being pregnant and how the father basically told her to shove off and leave him out of it. Sebastian promises her that he'll help her through anything she chooses, and lets her pass out on the couch. This is a problem because Carrie has driven over there in his jacket for Round Three of Kyddshaw, but flees when she sees Maggie and dumps the coat. Even though Maggie is literally snoring open-mouthed on the couch and could not look less like she is or was recently having sex with Sebastian Kydd. ## The Sweater Diaries ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/cdimg_9094-1024x768.xml) I saw this sweater somewhere recently -- it's navy, with neon green polka dots -- and almost bought it until i remembered I already own the shirt version. But a sweater is DIFFERENT and therefore NECESSARY so maybe I erred. ## The Friends Diaries ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/cdimg_9101-1024x768.xml) Carrie is bummed out, but hopeful for her future, a scene we've watched on this very bed, with this very conversation partner, many times. I love her eyeglasses sweater, though. It's SO cute. It is -- wait for it -- a VISION. ## The Coat Diaries ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/cdimg_9104-1024x768.xml) Carrie buys a new red coat and veers onto Pretty Little Liars to burn down some houses and threaten people. Before she does that, though, she gets a B+ on her sex essay, which she then throws into the trash before vowing never to write about sex ever again, EVER. Har-har. ## The Gossip Diaries ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/cdimg_9109-1024x768.xml) That skirt is a problem. It's really quite ugly. Worse, Weaver told the New York Post that he's writing a new play about an ex-girlfriend who is a "diminutive suburban poser," clearly aimed at Carrie. Even though he WAS writing a play about another ex. Weaver is apparently really bad at breakups. The Post supposedly wants to find out who the girl is, DESPERATELY, despite the fact that Weaver has been seen traipsing around town with her and making out with her on the bed at his own parties and whatnot, so you'd think if anyone cared about him this would've been reported already. And Bennett tells Carrie that if Andy Warhol finds out a suburban poser is working at Interview then she will be OVER. As if Andy Warhol paid any attention to what the interns were doing. ## The Pager Diaries ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/12/cdIMG_9110-1024x768.jpg) Of course Larissa is dressed like a WHAM fever dream. And she has a box of pagers to give everyone, because Andy wants them all to be on call. Which upsets Bennett, because he feels underappreciated and underpaid, and wants to get out or get a promotion, but zzz. Also, this show has fallen back on the hackneyed stuff a bit too much: Carrie makes a crack about how pretty soon everyone else will have cellular telephones, and Larissa decries that as an absurd notion. This despite the fact that she spends the rest of the episode walking around with a brick of a cell phone. ## The Sad Diaries ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/cdimg_9116-1024x768.xml) I am bummed that this show is making only the most perfunctory use of Donna La Donna. To Chloe Bridges' eternal credit, she makes the absolute most out of every scene, even though they are screamingly short, and she also gets a cavalcade of ugly floral two-piece outfits that DO feel very right for 1985 to me. Somehow, Donna became my everything. ## The Blazer Diaries ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/cdimg_9122_2.xml) Larissa whips out a lot of jackets with her shiny telephone and well-appointed office, which is far, far too trendy for the era. Those drapes and that wallpaper are too great. Seriously, I do think they basically just adapted Blair Waldorf's atelier, or borrowed the ideas from it, and it's way too cute and modern for 1985\. If you're a period show, y'all, STICK TO IT. ## The Zzz Diaries ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/cdimg_9125-1024x768.xml) Mouse realizes they're in a rut, and then goes insane trying to be the BEST EVER at spicing up their lives -- which Mouse does literally with very hot food, and then sexually by leaving a Polaroid of just her naked boobs in West Thomas West's Trapper Keeper. ## The Basketball Diaries ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/cdimg_9138-1024x768.xml) This leads to it falling out, being picked up by a teammate, and then being pored over by the entire squad. Donna is offended they thought the boobs were hers, because hers are so much bigger or something, which a) makes Mouse so insane, because no one ever thought she could have great boobs, that she flashes them all at the diner; and b) marks Chloe Bridges' last appearance in this string of episodes and BOO. However, at least the show is having fun with how tiny boys' athletic shorts were back then. I approve of this message. ## The Sad Diaries ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/cdimg_9127-1024x768.xml) Sebastian takes Maggie to get an abortion. Unlike DYNASTY before it, this show does not refer to it as going to "The Abortion Desk." But Maggie can't go through with it yet, and sniffles that all she wanted in life was to marry a cop and have a big family -- which is news to me, as a loyal and fond viewer, but then again, it's all just in there so that we feel really bad for her when she collapses and it turns out she had an ectopic pregnancy that ruined one of her fallopian tubes. This suddenly took a very mature turn. ## The Jerk Diaries ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/cdimg_9132-1024x768.xml) Samantha sneaks them all into another supposedly hip party, at which everyone pays $50 to enter a draw for a "free" trip to Paris, and only like thirteen people actually attend. One of them is Weaver, who smarms to Carrie that he needed to win the PR war of a breakup, even though NOBODY CARED, DUDE. Carrie is rightly offended, and says nasty things about his genitals to the Page Six reporter, but then later learns her lesson, recants them, and gives herself up as the suburban poser. Future consequences: NONE. Yet. Disappointing. What was the point? ## The Jones Diaries ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/cdimg_9134-1024x768.xml) However, prompted by under-her-breath comments from Larissa about how Bennett doesn't have the stones to get access to things, Samantha -- who basically just flirts with people briefly every episode -- and Walt both fluff for Bennett, and create a media bidding war around him so that Andy Warhol will give him a promotion. In case you were wondering, there are ALSO no future consequences of Larissa and Samantha's fling. Nobody talks about it. In fact, it's as if it never happened, except now I guess they don't loathe the sight of each other. Also: Carrie wins the Paris trip but has left already, so Sam takes it, and... you guessed it: No further reference to it. AT ALL. I'm not sure why some of these stories exist in such a vacuum, or why they couldn't come up with anything more interesting to do with a rich character like Samantha Jones. ## The Glitter Diaries ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/cdimg_9144-1024x768.xml) However, the scheme works, and Andy randomly calls Larissa's giant cell phone and gives Bennett a big promotion to Features Editor. I officially have no idea what Larissa's job is, then. Fashion Editor? But then why was she letting Carrie work on an interview with Weaver? I actually think that nobody on this show knows what Larissa's job is, either, considering she was just a stylist in the pilot. Her outfit looks like a Betsey Johnson fondue. ## The Fallopian Diaries ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/cdimg_9141-1024x768.xml) Maggie's cop father is WICKED PISSED because he thinks Sebastian knocked up Maggie. Sebastian lets him think that, because he doesn't want to out Maggie's affair with the cop. Carrie is impressed that he's willing to take the heat and just freeze out the haters, prompting her own revelation about gossip and also pushing her back into his arms. Austin Butler really is so dreamy on this show. ## The Walt Diaries ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/cdimg_9147-1024x768.xml) See that couple in the righthand corner of the photo? That's Walt and Bennett, and their photo made the newspapers by accident. Walt's mother sees it and, in a heartbreaking moment, has Walt's bags packed next to her chair and can't even look him in the eye because she's so disgusted and ashamed of him. Walt, whose friendly, open, adorable face KILLS ME DEAD every week, breaks my heart anew with his disappointment and hurt. ## The Dadshaw Diaries ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/cdimg_9161-1024x768.xml) Dadshaw has a brief moment of being weirded out because he doesn't think he's ever known a gay person before, but of course his awesomeness surfaces immediately and he realizes the right thing to do is let Walt stay with them. Even Dorrit is sullenly cool about it, probably because in 1985 being gay and getting kicked out of your house for it was pleasingly rebellious and challenging to her. ## The Shirt Diaries ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/cdimg_9163-1024x768.xml) Then Carrie dresses up like a middle-aged lady again. ## The Sweater Diaries ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/cdimg_9164-1024x768.xml) And I don't know WHAT Samantha has on, but winter has been good to this show because things are getting way uglier in an appropriate way. LOOK AT THE CUFFS ON THAT THING. Also, she spends so much time at "Interview." SO MUCH TIME. What is her deal now? Is nobody there ever on any kind of deadline that would require that the random lady stop hanging out there? ## The Denim Diaries ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/cdimg_9166-1024x768.xml) Larissa returns from her vacation and announces that DENIM IS THE THING, and rips open her coat to reveal this outfit. She looks like a genie from New Mexico. ## The Reaction Shot Diaries ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/cdimg_9165-1024x768.xml) This is how we feel NOW, but back then, wouldn't they have all been like, "HOT DAMN THAT OUTFIT IS THE BEST THING EVER"? ## The Breakup Diaries ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/cdimg_9184-1024x768.xml) Oh, and Mouse gets into Harvard early, but West didn't. As she patronizes him nonstop, asking if he's SURE it doesn't bother him that he didn't get in and she did, etc., he finally snaps and tells her he didn't even apply early because he knew only one of them would get accepted and it would be him, and he didn't want it the way she did. Mouse gets SUPER offended even though this was her exact issue last season and they talked about it frequently. Somehow now she's surprised that it's still true. But she IS right to feel that there is a lack of belief in her embedded in this, and West admits he's getting tired of the constant competition, and yada yada yada Mouse dumps him and he doesn't mind. ## The Sequins Diaries ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/cdimg_9175-1024x768.xml) Carrie has pitched a feature on the CEO of Bongo Jeans, because they're full of product-placed brilliance and such. Sebastian of course knows the CEO and has access because of his father, so he takes Carrie to the Christmas party, to which she wears this adorable sweater and that hot intestinal mess of a hairdo. I can't believe that nobody has ever done a profile on this person before, and in fact, it HAS been done, because Carrie cites a bunch of factoids about him from her research that clearly came from other articles. But whatever. Its her last chance at a byline in Interview, because Larissa is being a jerk again, and yet also inexplicably powerful again. ## The Party Diaries ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/cdimg_9189-1024x768.xml) Sam shows up long enough to have sex with the Bongo Jeans CEO in the bathroom, and the CEO writes Carrie off as just some kid and not a real journalist. This is sort of true. But despite Carrie panicking that being friends with Trampy The Christmas Elf -- or some equivalent thing she says about Samantha that horrifies me, because they're supposed to be friends -- will further diminish her in the eyes of the CEO, Sebastian gives her a pep talk, so she goes over to the CEO and talks some sense into him and then asks him a super generic question about what inspired him to make jeans. This is going to be a terrible profile. Why did this show send Samantha to Paris, if not to have her come back at ALL influenced by it? Larissa gets five-minute monologues about her important realizations every time she so much as leaves the office. ## The Bonding Diaries ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/12/cdIMG_9200-1024x768.jpg) Sebastian's awful dad shows up, and it turns out he LOVES Carrie and is super impressed that Sebastian landed her, and recommits himself to getting to know his son. Poor old Sebastian doesn't think to say, "Too little too late," so he goes along with it. ## The Golden Girls Diaries ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/cdimg_9180-1024x768.xml) Walt is hiding from himself, so he settles in on the Bradshaw couch with a VHS tape of The Golden Girls, this great new show he found. He is RIGHT. IT IS A GREAT SHOW. And Dadshaw decides to keep him company out of mercy, shooting him a look that says, "What boring old-person stupidity is this? Gay people are CRAZY," until he finds it hilarious because he has eyes and ears and everyone on that show was perfection the likes of which no ATM Vestibule could ever bring Chandler Bing. ## The Bro Diaries ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/cdimg_9192-1024x768.xml) So, of course, Bea Arthur and her magical facial expressions bring Dadshaw and Walt together, and Dadshaw realizes that gay people have feelings, too. As hilarious as I find it that the show used The Golden Girls to bring them together, the ensuing scene was actually wonderful. Dadshaw does all the best parenting for Walt, and Brendan Dooling is fantastic as Walt confesses to Dadshaw how scared he is about what's next. I got choked up. I would watch Walt read the phone book. ## The Dad Diaries ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/cdimg_9187-1024x768.xml) Maggie decides to come clean to her father, who promptly fires the cop who slept with his underage teen daughter. GOOD MOVE SIR. It's nice to see that someone on TV has an issue with post-graduates getting all up in it with teenagers. ## The Manfight Diaries ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/cdimg_9205-1024x768.xml) Seedy Cop gets dumped by his fiance, and so he shows up to school calling Maggie horrible things. Sebastian defends her honor and gets into a fight, and gets expelled. Fortunately, Sebastian's father thinks it's MENTAL that the school is mad at HIM, and Sebastian's hair is so shellacked that it's stronger than a football helmet and so no combat can maim him. ## The Separation Diaries ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/cdimg_9206-1024x768.xml) However, Sebastian gets expelled. So Mr. Kydd moves them to California. He and Carrie swear they'll be successful long-distance, but we all know how THAT ends, either now or later. Bummer. I like Sebastian a lot more than Big. But we do need to discuss that for some reason Carrie is suddenly wearing PERFECT ''80s heels and not those perfect 2010s stilettos. She's also wearing a dress that is cute as hand towels but unflattering as clothing. ## The Larissa Diaries ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/12/cdIMG_9220-1024x768.jpg) And so everyone heads into Christmas with: Dadshaw encouraging Walt to go see Bennett (where he drinks Champers with Sam and Larissa, which... I guess they're hanging out now?); Walt trimming the Bradshaw tree; and Carrie getting a call from Larissa, dressed up as the Angel of Christmas Nookie, to tell her that the Bongo Jeans piece is amazing and will run in "Interview." Carrie must have some great shorthand to have gotten all those quotes in a rushed interview at a dark club. And so the show took its break, hurtling toward its final episodes by splitting up the hard-earned Kyddshaw and Mest (Wouse) and Maggie and the cop and Walt and his family, but preserving Walt and Bennett, which... I just want to watch the show about Walt being Walt. I would watch an hour of him laughing at The Golden Girls every week, if it would keep him on my TV screen. Let's put Walt on every other CW show, okay? Imagine him learning evil from Klaus, and then slightly less evil from Elijah, on "The Originals." Imagine him learning to be kind of drippy from Jeremy on "The Vampire Diaries," and then rejecting that and having fun with Sassy Stefan instead and finding out he has a doppelganger whose blood can make people into were-orangutans. Then he could go onto "Reign" and hit on Sexy Nostredamus, or be Evil Anne of Green Gables' concubine, and end up on Dixie as Lavon's pants-shopping cohort and a love interest for both Lemon AND Carter Covington. MAKE IT HAPPEN. [Fug the Show: The Carrie Diaries, episodes 2-6, 2-7, and 2-8I apologize for the length of this slideshow, but it's THREE episodes' worth of The Carrie Diaries, and I didn't want to deny you any noteworthy ensembles. It's light on Donna La Donna, heavy on shoulders, and DELICIOUSLY tinged with The Golden Girls. It's light on plot, too, for those of you who don't care but just want to ogle bright and sparkly things.![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2013/12/cdimg_9043-1024x768.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-the-show-the-carrie-diaries-episodes-2-6-2-7-and-2-8-01-2014/)