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# Fug the Show: The Royals recap, episode 3
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-the-show-the-royals-recap-episode-3-03-2015/
- Published: 2015-03-30T21:30:36.000Z
- Updated: 2015-04-01T01:49:35.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Fug The Show, The Royals, #wp, #wp-post, #hasslideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:41

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I was misinformed (by myself): Dame Joan Collins doesn't show up until NEXT week. While we wait, we have to deal with jokes about anal bleaching and Fashion Week as an aphrodisiac, plus a girl giving a dude a blow job WHILE SHE IS DRIVING. It's just... if it had happened on *One Tree Hill* I probably would have laughed out loud while rolling my eyes, but because this show hasn't found a beating heart that can sustain it through the raunchy parts, I just get annoyed.