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# Fug the Show: The Royals recap, episode 5, "Unmask Her Beauty To The Moon"
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-the-show-the-royals-recap-episode-5-unmask-her-beauty-to-the-moon-04-2015/
- Published: 2015-04-15T16:00:41.000Z
- Updated: 2015-04-16T00:25:13.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Fug The Show, The Royals, #wp, #wp-post, #hasslideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:41

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Still no Joan. STILL NO JOAN. But we do get a pointless and poorly attended royal masquerade, some Sadfaced Exposition, and a bowl of Viagra. \[Also, this episode title is a whole special kind of lame, no?\]