> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # Fug the Show: The Voice - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-the-show-the-voice/ - Published: 2012-04-05T21:00:28.000Z - Updated: 2012-04-05T17:31:26.000Z - Author: Heather - Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:30 ## C.Ag ![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/04/img_0991-800x533.jpg) The best part about this satellite dish is, Christina wore the day (or two, actually, I think) that they shot every battle round, which means she wore it for what felt like approximately weeks of television. Not letting them change clothes means the producers can freely shuffle all the performances around so that the episodes are balanced between good and sucky (theoretically), but man, that was a LOT of this fascinator. ## C.Ag ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/04/IMG_0994-800x533.jpg) And it was a LOT of this cleavage, which kind of looked like it had passed out on Christina's chest and slept through everything. ## C.Ag ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/04/IMG_1002-800x533.jpg) I am wondering if someone in her life tried to give her a note about this, though, because this is what Christina wore for the first live show and it's a lot more human-seeming. ## C.Ag ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/04/IMG_1022-800x533.jpg) This is over-bronzed, and cut for someone with at least one cupful LESS of boob, but you can at least see past the crazy that she's still very pretty -- as opposed to when you try and peek past the crazy and it cold-cocks you in the nose for your curiosity. ## Cee Lo ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/04/IMG_1000-800x533.jpg) And then Cee Lo went all James Brown on us. With no explanation. Seriously, the best part about THIS is, Cee Lo refused to answer what, exactly, he was doing. So he just sat there all night wearing hair in a lot of places. ## Cee Lo ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/04/IMG_1009-800x533.jpg) It was gone the next night, replaced by spikes. He's like a rock-and-roll loofah. ## Cee Lo ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/04/IMG_0981-800x533.jpg) I keep thinking that is chest hair, but actually it might be a tattoo. ## Cee Lo ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/04/IMG_0982-800x533.jpg) This cracked me up -- I just love the idea that Cee Lo does all his interviews in his lounging pajamas. There is totally a giant glass of port wine off-camera somewhere, and some blue cheese. ## Cee Lo ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/04/IMG_0983-800x533.jpg) Now he is dressed as your prom date. Or your Internet-licensed wedding minister. OH MY GOD. Wait. WAIT. Now somebody I know REALLY needs to have Cee Lo perform their wedding or else I will never be truly happy. ## Cee Lo ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/04/IMG_0986-800x533.jpg) This is Cee Lo as a varsity letter man. Or, Glee Lo. ## Cee Lo and Purrrfect ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/04/IMG_0988-800x533.jpg) And then there is Mr. Bigglesworth, sitting with Dr. Ceevil. This has been happening all season long. I think the cat's name is Purrrfect, or something, but I don't even care. It's so deliciously Austin Powers to me that the only thing better would be if Blake showed up wearing an eye patch and Cee Lo started shushing Adam Levine and then Christina started shooting bullets out of her chest. ## I don't even know ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/04/IMG_1032-800x533.jpg) This person sang with Gym Class Heroes, wearing a shirt that looks strangely like my bedside table when I get a nasty cold. I'm sure Christina will wear that on her head next week. [Fug the Show: The VoiceLet's put it this way: Before DirecTV settled with Tribune and gave back my CW feed in time for One Tree Hill, I was contemplating finding Christina to see if her head was picking up the channel.![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/04/img_0991-800x533.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-the-show-the-voice-04-2012/)