Scarlett Johansson waxwork by Madame Tussauds
Seriously, do we think this started life as a waxwork of someone else, and then at the eleventh hour the boss was like, "We need Scarlett! Just stick her face on the one you've got!" From the neck down she's basically more Penelope Cruz than Scarlett Johansson. I don't even care if that's an exact dress she once wore. It's not a ScarJo look at all.
Scarlett Johansson waxwork by Madame Tussauds
Also half of her face is melting. THIS IS THE WORST. Dear Scarlett: Do not take this personally. Half of YOUR face is NOT MELTING. YOU are not the worst. THIS IS NOT AN ACCURATE REFLECTION OF HOW THE WORLD SEES YOU. It's so, so bad.
Scarlett Johansson waxwork by Madame Tussauds
It looks faintly better from this angle. FAINTLY. But it's still way more Miss USA, or Some Host On Extra, or whatever.
Scarlett Johansson waxwork by Madame Tussauds
Since this guy consented to have his photo recorded by a paparazzi agency, I feel no remorse about pointing out that he's CURRENTLY SURREPTITIOUSLY FEELING UP A WAX LADY. You are not Lars. She is not your Real Girl. Stop manhandling the mold.