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# Fug Trek
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-trek/
- Published: 2013-05-15T14:00:47.000Z
- Updated: 2013-05-15T05:19:07.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:35

## Zoe Saldana in Rodarte

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/168751682.xml)

I mean, I guess I should be glad she got to this before Elle Fanning claimed dibs, but she seriously looks like she's about to belly dance her way to your table so she can deliver your tagine and refill the bread basket.

## Zoe Saldana

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/168751811.xml)

I mean, in close-up it's even sillier. Not only does the sheen of her facial spackle match the gold hue of the dress, but that's NOT EVEN REALLY A TOP. It's just a boobstache. It's making Ned Flanders' upper lip feel reedy and wan.

## Zoe Saldana

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/168753168.xml)

If you need warmth, try wearing something other than a cobweb. And something other than that dress.

## Zoe Saldana

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/168753262.xml)

At least there's a PARTIAL success story here. I'll take what I can get.

[Fug TrekSure, we've had a little heatwave in L.A., but she couldn't get dressed for a measly twenty freaking minutes outdoors? \[Photos: Getty\]![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/168751682.xml)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-trek-05-2013/)