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# Fug Widow: Rita Ora at the Philly Jingle Ball
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-widow-rita-ora-at-the-philly-jingle-ball-12-2014/
- Published: 2014-12-12T20:00:34.000Z
- Updated: 2014-12-12T08:40:09.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, Jingle Ball, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:41

Rita's head is the good news.

[![Rita Ora Jingle Ball](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/rita-ora-460269078.xml "Rita Ora")](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2014/12/rita-ora-460269078.jpg?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

Also, her dress has a built-in flotation aid, in case of flooding. However, the bad news -- there is always bad news -- is that the view doesn't get any better from another angle.

[![Rita Ora Jingle Ball](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/rita-ora-460268854.xml "Rita Ora ")](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2014/12/rita-ora-460268854.jpg?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

Do we think the dress actually wads up and stores itself IN the little grey bag? That doesn't actually help explain its fundamental, dastardly awfulness, but it means it'll be very easy to weight it down with some rocks and hurl it into the nearest body of water.

\[Photos: Getty\]