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# Fug Fugfugshifug
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug_fugfugshifug102210-10-2010/
- Published: 2010-10-22T13:00:55.000Z
- Updated: 2016-11-10T01:37:41.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, Various Kardashians, reality TV, wearing black, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:27

Let's start with the makeup: It makes Kim Kardashian look like she's been punched in the mouth, and it subsequently swelled up to the point that it can't move naturally.  

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2010/10/95832_105941304.jpg "2010 Angel Ball to Benefit Gabrielle's Angel Foundation")

And the dress is way too heavy for her curvy frame. Seriously, when you have a sizable chest and major hips, a gown with actual fins is too much -- unless you anticipate somebody picking you up and hucking you like a paper airplane in the direction of whatever athlete-of-the-moment is standing across the room looking for a girl to get him in *Us Weekly*.And WHAT is going on here?

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2010/10/95832_105941227.jpg "2010 Angel Ball to Benefit Gabrielle's Angel Foundation")

Actually, this gives me an idea: dresses with ACTUAL workable cocktail shelves installed in the bust. You'll never hold an empty wine glass or a greasy *hors d'oeuvre* plate again.