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# Fug or Fab: Angelina Jolie
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug_or_fab_angelina_jolie081710-08-2010/
- Published: 2010-08-17T09:00:29.000Z
- Updated: 2022-04-07T23:33:17.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Fug or Fab, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:27

I wonder if Angelina's stylist is bored or energized by having to find so many different takes on the caftan.  

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2010/08/92701_103407742.jpg "Salt - UK Film Premiere - Inside Arrivals")

It's not that it's HIDEOUS, it's just... a lot, much like a lot of Angie's other caftans, which are all artysy layers and flowy bits and things you'd expect a person to wear if she wanted you to pull her aside at the party and ask her if she can please make you a love potion and/or hex your landlord. I'm not sure I'd drink anything made by a woman whose left boob looks like it's raining fabric -- but then again, maybe she MADE it do that, meaning her magic is potent and real, like that of the dill pickle potato chip.The back is even flowier:

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2010/08/92701_103407734.jpg "Salt - UK Film Premiere - Inside Arrivals")

The effect is very *Lord of the Rings*, like something you might wear if you need to appear in mystical aid of a very tired, scraggly hobbit, or if you just want to whisper sweet Elvish nothings in the ear of a sweaty but sexy adventurer. All of which is a lot like how I imagine her personal life: doing U.N. Goodwill Ambassador duties simply by appearing in soft-focus dream sequences driven by wind machines, and then coming home to Brad and making him put on his costume from *Troy*. The question is, though, is any of this a good thing? Personally, I like it better than the crazy Lady Voldemort thing she wore at one of the other junkets. But that's not saying much.

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