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# Fug or Fab: Jessica Alba
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug_or_fab_jessica_alba082610-08-2010/
- Published: 2010-08-26T09:00:09.000Z
- Updated: 2010-08-25T21:48:10.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Fug or Fab, metallics, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:27

Sometimes I think it's possible that an outfit can be both fug AND fab.  

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2010/08/93211_103638362.jpg "Screening Of 20th Century Fox's "Machete" - Arrivals")

Jessica Alba looks like a funky million bucks in this -- it fits, she has great legs, her hair is really shiny, and she's wearing what amounts to horizontal stripes without any negative effects, which is award-worthy. And yet, at the same time, this outfit is the love child borne of a psychotic and sperminatingly confusing threesome between Rihanna, Kim Kardashian, and Charlie Brown. Can it really be that both the yin and the yang coexist in one center (or "cen-tah," as Jessica so famously spat in *Honey*, when her fake New York accent only showed up on certain words)? Or does it have to be one or the other?

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