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# Fug or Fab: Katie Holmes
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug_or_fab_katie_holmes090910-09-2010/
- Published: 2010-09-09T08:00:04.000Z
- Updated: 2010-09-07T21:34:23.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:27

KATIE: Listen, I'm an attractive girl, right? And my hair looks fine, and my makeup is pretty good, and this dress might be all right, and the coat is, you know, a coat... so why doesn't this quite work? Why don't I want to acknowledge that I have a waist? And seriously, what is up with these shoes with these tights? What was I thinking? Why do I feel like I just threw all this on while I was in a zombie trance funk, without considering whether it actually goes together, or is flattering?

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2010/09/94012_103901151.jpg "The Cinema Society Screening Of "The Romantics" - Inside Arrivals")

TOM: LOOK INTO MY EYES. LISTEN TO MY VOICE. YOU MUST MATCH YOUR SHOES TO YOUR JACKET LINING. IT IS THE WILL OF MY CHURCH LEADERS.KATIE: Praise the Loyal Officers. All hail. TOM: Excellent. *Excellent*.

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