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# Fug or Fab: Natalie Portman
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug_or_fab_natalie_portman111910-11-2010/
- Published: 2010-11-19T08:00:00.000Z
- Updated: 2010-11-18T18:20:12.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: Dialogues, Fug or Fab, wearing white, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:27

JAKE GYLLENHAAL: ANNIE!  
  
NATALIE PORTMAN: No, Jake. It's me. Natalie. Natalie Portman.  
  
JAKE: My bad! I just saw a dark-haired girl in white, and flashed back to [the other night with Anne and that orange guy. ](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/2010/11/well%5Fplayed%5Fanne%5Fhathaway111710.html)  
NATALIE: Tonight, you're my orange guy.  
  
JAKE: Do I look orange?!  
  
NATALIE: No. You actually look really handsome.  
  
JAKE: Then why did you say that?  
  
NATALIE: I'm just f'ing with you.  

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2010/11/96972_106958697.jpg "FINCA 25th Anniversary Gala")

  
JAKE: Let's just talk about your outfit.  
  
NATALIE: I like it.  
  
JAKE; I think it's boring.  
  
NATALIE: Really?  
  
JAKE: Maybe. Maybe I'm just f'ing with you.  
  
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