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# Fug or Fab:  Naturi Naughton, and Well Played: (Lil) Bow Wow
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug_or_fab_naturi_naughton_andwpbowwow-08-2010/
- Published: 2010-08-13T08:00:09.000Z
- Updated: 2010-08-13T00:49:01.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: Fug or Fab, metallics, wearing black, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:27

NATURI NAUGHTON: Wow, Lil' Bow Wow, you turned out totally cute.  
  
LIL BOW WOW: It's just Bow Wow now. It's embarrassing to be called "Lil" when you're an adult.  
  
NATURI: And BOW WOW isn't a problem?  
  
BOW WOW: It's called branding. Like, no matter how much he tells us to call him "Dwayne," people are still calling The Rock, "The Rock." You can't really change names mid-career. You know?  
  
NATURI: Fine. BOW WOW, you turned out totally cute. I like the nerdy retro glasses and rolled up sleeves thing you've got going on. You look smart AND casual.  
  
BOW WOW: Thanks. It's true. I AM smart and casual.  
  
NATURI: Why did the photographers cut the other people we're standing with out of the photo, do you think?  
  
BOW WOW: So that people could concentrate on a) my cute glasses, and b) that bizarro experiment blooming from your mid-section like some jeweler's rendition of the thing from *Alien*.  
  
NATURI: That seems harsh! I was thinking of it being more reminiscent of the bow on a gift you get at a gift store at a fake artists' colony. From a place called, like, "GESTURES" that sells a lot of hand-blown glass and giant crystals cut in half.  
  
BOW WOW: Is that GOOD?  
  
NATURI: Yes. Those sorts of stores remind people of vacations, and people love vacations.  
  
BOW WOW: I need to see this closer up:  

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2010/08/92541_103363479.jpg "Premiere Of Warner Bros. "Lottery Ticket" - Arrivals")

  
BOW WOW: Weird. Now I want an artichoke.  
  
NATURI: You just don't understand my vision.  

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