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# Fug The Date IV: 9/02/10
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug_the_date_iv_90210-09-2010/
- Published: 2010-09-02T10:30:30.000Z
- Updated: 2010-09-01T22:04:49.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: 90210, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:27

DONNA: David, you look confused.DAVID: Well, I just noticed you're wearing an ice-skating costume tucked into your pants. DONNA: David, are you new? I'm a VIRGIN. I like to wear WHITE THINGS. Sometimes that means dressing like I'm in *You Will Get Nothing And Like It: The Ice Capades' Ode To Abstinence*.DAVID: Are you ever going to lose your virginity?DONNA: Eventually, yeah, but not until you lose yours in the backseat of a limo with another woman, and I unhinge my jaw and swallow whole the faces of about four other guys, and get stalked and burglarized, and magically get boobs that are four cup sizes larger.DAVID: Oh.DONNA: Anyway, this isn't even the worst white thing that's ever been worn on this show. I mean, come on:

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DAVID: Wow, Kelly looks terrible.DONNA: See?DAVID: But you look like you're playing Uncle Sam's niece in a rodeo musical. And you know what Uncle Sam said in those old posters, right?DONNA: 'I Want You'?DAVID: I mean, I'm just saying.DONNA: Does it always have to come back to SEX with you, David?DAVID: Why do I get the feeling that if we were living in 09/02/10, we'd be on *Secret Life of the American Teenager*?